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HighSchool Fan
02-08-2005, 11:49 AM
True story. Jacksonville Beach, FL Police Dept.

> A man named Joe goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends
> plead with him to let them take him home. He says no- he only lives a
> mile away on 7th. Ave. About five blocks from party, the police pull him
> over for weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line.
> Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery
> taking place in a house just a block away. The police tell the party
> animal to stay put, they will be right back and they hop a fence and run
> down the street to the robbery.
> The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home.
> When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell
> anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been
> in bed all day.
> A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. Joe is
> there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he
> is in the bed with the flu and been so all day. The police have his
> driver's license. They ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist
> on seeing his car. So she takes them to the garage.
> She opens the door. There sitting in the garage is the police car, with
> all of its lights still flashing.
> True story, told by the driver at his first AA meeting.

big daddy russ
02-08-2005, 01:17 PM
ttt... hilarious.

JasperDog94
02-08-2005, 01:46 PM
Wow. That's awesome....sort of.:D