44INAROW
02-06-2005, 11:23 AM
I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink
spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's
shipping and handling, too.
My neighbor was bitten by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and
found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could
be cured and he didn't have to worry about a Will. He said, "Will? What
Will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite!"
Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the
wrong way.
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the
difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press
'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's
shipping and handling, too.
My neighbor was bitten by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and
found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could
be cured and he didn't have to worry about a Will. He said, "Will? What
Will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite!"
Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.
As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the
wrong way.
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the
difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press
'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?