True story from my drive home from class...

[jason]

im dead serious, a woman on a cell phone, with aggie stickers plastered all over the back windshield of her van, just veered off the road and hit a yield sign, she was ok, but god i cracked up when i got back into my car......

[AP Panther Fan]

I bet either her brakes went out ...or she saw you coming down the road and was trying to get outta the way asap.:evillaugh

[spiveyrat]

Did you leer at her as you passed her in a cloud of black smoke? :D

[gobbler grad]

:doh: ...women drivers



















this ought to start something...:kiss:

[44INAROW]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by gobbler grad
[B]:doh: ...women drivers


I'll make sure your better half reads this in the AM during coffee time





:devil: :devil:

[Bandera YaYa]

Originally posted by spiveyrat
Did you leer at her as you passed her in a cloud of black smoke? :D Oh my gosh.....ya'll are just too darn funny!!!! I imagine that getting a "leer" from Jason would make any woman lose control!!!! :kiss:

[Old Green]

Originally posted by jason
im dead serious, a woman on a cell phone, with aggie stickers plastered all over the back windshield of her van, just veered off the road and hit a yield sign, she was ok, but god i cracked up when i got back into my car...... Are you saying Aggies can't do two things at the same time ?:rolleyes: :D

[jason]

Originally posted by Old Green
Are you saying Aggies can't do two things at the same time ?:rolleyes: :D no, im saying women cant do two things at the same time :D

[BHKrystal06]

Whoa, wait a minute!!

[CHS_CG]

I will be the first to say it.. some aggies can not drive.. even if thats all they are doin is TRYING to drive. Now on the thing about women.. I know women that can drive and put on make up at the same time... and they drive very well while doin it. But I dont think anybody should be doin more than driving while they are goin down the road..

[AggieJohn]

aggies can't drive.............?..............what!!!!

wow...:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[jason]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
some aggies cant not drive.. thats a double negative

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
aggies can't drive.............?..............what!!!!

wow...:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


You know just as well as i do some aggies cant drive.. I was on university today and with 2 lanes in both directions closed I saw more stupid drivers than I ever had b4... and most of them were aggies. I love aggies to death.. but good Lord they need to learn how to drive.

[jason]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
You know just as well as i do some aggies cant drive.. I was on university today and with 2 lanes in both directions closed I saw more stupid drivers than I ever had b4... and most of them were aggies. I love aggies to death.. but good Lord they need to learn how to drive. were they women aggies?

[AggieJohn]

Originally posted by jason
were they women aggies?
and no jason, they weren't sheep....:rolleyes:

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by jason
were they women aggies?

no 85% of them were impatient MEN.

[AggieJohn]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
some aggies can not drive..

yeah they are called sorority girls

[jason]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
and no jason, they weren't sheep....:rolleyes: no kidding, sheep cant drive...

[AggieJohn]

Originally posted by jason
no kidding, sheep cant drive...
Jason quit trying to one up me every time, it's annoying, and childish.

I'm sorry you don't like my school. But leave us alone. Your kind of being stalkerish with the way everything you say has to be something anti-A&M

[Holmes_Fans]

But he's sometimes funny and people like him, your not funny and people don't like you.

[AggieJohn]

Originally posted by Holmes_Fans
But he's funny and people like him, your not funny and people don't like you.

and your fourteen and your parents drive you everywhere.....

[Holmes_Fans]

nice comeback

[TheDOCTORdre]

Originally posted by Holmes_Fans
you have the crappiest comebacks
actually that was better than what u said (disclaimer: this in no way shows that I am a friend to an aggie, I am just pointing out my opinion)

[BHKrystal06]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
and your fourteen and your parents drive you everywhere.....
no he's right, you aren't funny and no one likes you

[AggieJohn]

it's not a comeback it's the truth, your fourteen and don't know your place in life.

[Holmes_Fans]

It's not even true, I dont go anywhere. I just sit here all day reading the 3adownlow:nerd:

[AggieJohn]

which is sad....

[BHKrystal06]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
which is sad....
ya know the longer you talk, the more people hate you...

[Holmes_Fans]

Yes, I sit on 3adownlow and make threads where I make pointless post after post so I can "pack my stats"....

[AggieJohn]

well let's seen with 3afan2k3, you had 5000 posts, and with holmes_fan you have 502 now....and i only have 2200 or so...yes i guess your right i do pack my stats.......kyle, talk to your parents about respect...i'm done talking to you

[BHKrystal06]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
.......kyle, talk to your parents about respect...i'm done talking to you
thank God, you were gettin on my nerves

[SintonFan]

jason, your little bro is taking up for you... :p :D

[jason]

Originally posted by SintonFan
jason, your little bro is taking up for you... :p :D yeah i saw that

...i dont see, though, how me saying that sheep dont drive is anti-a&m, or whatever he (explayer) said.....

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by jason
yeah i saw that

...i dont see, though, how me saying that sheep dont drive is anti-a&m, or whatever he (explayer) said.....
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I don't see how that was taken out of context either. :D

Seriously, I have too many family from A&M to really talk. I have three Doctors in my family from there. What's funny is that they are good drivers.:eek:

[jason]

Originally posted by SintonFan

What's funny is that they are good drivers.:eek: are they men or women ? :D

[Holmes_Fans]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
well let's seen with 3afan2k3, you had 5000 posts, and with holmes_fan you have 502 now....and i only have 2200 or so...yes i guess your right i do pack my stats.......kyle, talk to your parents about respect...i'm done talking to you
Don't forget I have Sans_Couth, people have accused me of being him to.

[rockdale80]

man....it seems like every thread is constant bickering. it is getting sort of old.

[CHS_CG]

AJ I have to say you did take that outta context.. and if you dont shut ur mouth and stop being a baby.. ur just gunna p*ss more people off. I have to say.. you are the type of aggie that gives the rest of us a bad name sometimes. just ignore him like i do when he starts talkin about A&M, GROW UP and move on.. good Lord.

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
AJ I have to say you did take that outta context.. and if you dont shut ur mouth and stop being a baby.. ur just gunna p*ss more people off. I have to say.. you are the type of aggie that gives the rest of us a bad name sometimes. just ignore him like i do when he starts talkin about A&M, GROW UP and move on.. good Lord.
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umm...
He didn't make me mad.http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/fragend/confused-smiley-013.gif
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jason, two of them are guys and one is female...

[big daddy russ]

Originally posted by Holmes_Fans
But he's sometimes funny and people like him, your not funny and people don't like you.


Originally posted by BHKrystal06
no he's right, you aren't funny and no one likes you
I like him.

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by big daddy russ
I like him.

I dont have a problem with him but i have a problem with him and Jason always fighting about the A&M deal.. thats all.

[jason]

Originally posted by SintonFan
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jason, two of them are guys and one is female... :doh:

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by jason
:doh:
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They are all Doctors and are world-leading researchers in their fields.:clap: :clap: :clap:

[jason]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
I dont have a problem with him but i have a problem with him and Jason always fighting about the A&M deal.. thats all. i never mentioned a&m except that the woman had stickers on her car and when i asked u if the bad drivers u saw (who u said were aggies) were women aggies

[espn1]

I just wish you could teach sheep to do the dishes.:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by espn1
I just wish you could teach sheep to do the dishes.:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
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LOL
That's gonna go over warmly...
:D

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by jason
i never mentioned a&m except that the woman had stickers on her car and when i asked u if the bad drivers u saw (who u said were aggies) were women aggies

I am not blaming you this time lol... I am saying.. what gets on my nerves with you and AJ is when yall are both at fault lol.

[AggieJohn]

my apologies.....how far along are you?

[Astrosdawg07]

Some 90 year old woman pulled out in front of me today. I hate to hate on the old folks but man, they CANT drive. And on top of that old women are like 100 X worse. :D

[Bandera YaYa]

Come on guys.....group hug???? (Pine tree = peacemaker) :D