44INAROW
02-03-2005, 02:14 PM
just got this joke.. thought the timing was ironic.....................
Two Trees
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two
in it, but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the
woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the
beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son
of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He
replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a
birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put
my pecker in."
Two Trees
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two
in it, but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the
woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the
beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son
of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He
replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a
birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put
my pecker in."