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Gsquared
02-02-2005, 01:01 PM
Jim goes on vacation to the Middle East with most of his family including his mother-in-law. During their vacation and while they are visiting Jerusalem, Jim's mother-in-law dies.
With the death certificate in hand, Jim goes to the American Consulate's office to make arrangements to send the body back to the U.S. for proper burial.

The consulate, after hearing about the death of the mother-in-law, tells Jim that sending a body back to the States for burial is very, very expensive -- it could cost as much as $5,000. The consulate continues and explains that in most cases, the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body in the country where he or she passed away. This would only cost $150.

Jim thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do."

The consulate, after hearing this, says, "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price."

"No, it's not that," says Jim. "You see, I know the story of a person buried here in Jerusalem many years ago. On the third day he arose from the dead! I just can't take that chance..."
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TheDOCTORdre
02-02-2005, 01:05 PM
greatness

Bullaholic
02-02-2005, 01:07 PM
G2....you might consider going to church this Sunday---sit in the front pew and tithe heavily.......

Gsquared
02-02-2005, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
G2....you might consider going to church this Sunday---sit in the front pew and tithe heavily.......
Last time I went to church, I didnt Tithe but I got change for a 20 out of the collection plate

Bullaholic
02-02-2005, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by Gsquared
Last time I went to church, I didnt Tithe but I got change for a 20 out of the collection plate

Well, at least you didn't take all the money and put fbmom's credit card in....:D

Gsquared
02-02-2005, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
Well, at least you didn't take all the money and put fbmom's credit card in....:D
Two wrongs were enough, I was getting 20 ones out so I could go to the topless bar after church. Putting her CC in would have been a horrible 3rd wrong.