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Gsquared
02-02-2005, 07:16 AM
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected:


A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation,
but
she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual
about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital
status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're
absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?

The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."

gobbler grad
02-02-2005, 08:52 AM
:doh: :clap: :)

pirate44
02-02-2005, 09:19 AM
happy hump day everyone. may all your hump day wishes be granted on this most special of days.:cool:

onfirebball05mustang
02-02-2005, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
happy hump day everyone. may all your hump day wishes be granted on this most special of days.:cool:

:eek:

i can only hope lol Happy Hump Day y'all!

89JDAWG
02-02-2005, 12:05 PM
:clap: :clap: :clap:

Gsquared
02-02-2005, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by onfirebball05mustang
:eek:

i can only hope lol Happy Hump Day y'all!
I closed my eyes and wished but it didnt come true, im still at work

Bullaholic
02-02-2005, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by Gsquared
I closed my eyes and wished but it didnt come true, im still at work

Some of us don't need to wish for THAT, G2. :D

Gsquared
02-02-2005, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
Some of us don't need to wish for THAT, G2. :D
Oh man, your at home?

onfirebball05mustang
02-02-2005, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by Gsquared
I closed my eyes and wished but it didnt come true, im still at work

i closed my eyes and wished, but my phone never rang :(

Gsquared
02-02-2005, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by onfirebball05mustang
i closed my eyes and wished, but my phone never rang :(
Rick Springfield supposed to call?

onfirebball05mustang
02-02-2005, 01:34 PM
no, rod said he'd call me back :p