HighSchool Fan
01-30-2005, 07:36 AM
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting near his pad.
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doing all right."
Indian: [Extreme look of shock]
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" [pointing at Indian]
Dog: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian: [look of disbelief]
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Indian: [extreme look of shock]
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" [pointing at Indian]
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Indian: [total look of amazement]
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Indian: "Sheep lie!"
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doing all right."
Indian: [Extreme look of shock]
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" [pointing at Indian]
Dog: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian: [look of disbelief]
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Indian: [extreme look of shock]
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" [pointing at Indian]
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Indian: [total look of amazement]
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Indian: "Sheep lie!"