HighSchool Fan
01-28-2005, 06:56 PM
Defense Attorney: "What's your age?"
Little Old Woman: "I am 86 years old."
Defense Attorney: "Will you tell us in your own words, what happened to you?"
Little Old Woman: "I was sitting there in my swing on the porch, when a young man came creeping up on the porch and sat beside me."
Defense Attorney: "Did you know him?"
Little Old Woman: "No, but he sure was friendly."
Defense Attorney: "What happened after he sat next to you?"
Little Old Woman: "He started to rub my thigh."
Defense Attorney: "Did you stop him?"
Little Old Woman: "No."
Defense attorney: "Why not?"
Little Old Woman: "It felt good. Nobody had touched me that way since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago."
Defense Attorney: "What happened next?"
Little Old Woman: "He rubbed my breasts."
Defense attorney: "Did you stop him then?"
Little Old Woman: "No, I did not."
Defense attorney: "Why not?"
Little Old Woman: "Why, your honor, his rubbing made me feel alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years."
Defense Attorney: "What happened next?"
Little Old Woman: "I was feeling so spicy, I just spread my old legs and said 'take me young man, take me.'"
Defense attorney: "Did he take you?"
Little Old Woman: "Hell no, that's when he yelled 'April Fools!' and that's when I shot the son of a bitch!!!"
Little Old Woman: "I am 86 years old."
Defense Attorney: "Will you tell us in your own words, what happened to you?"
Little Old Woman: "I was sitting there in my swing on the porch, when a young man came creeping up on the porch and sat beside me."
Defense Attorney: "Did you know him?"
Little Old Woman: "No, but he sure was friendly."
Defense Attorney: "What happened after he sat next to you?"
Little Old Woman: "He started to rub my thigh."
Defense Attorney: "Did you stop him?"
Little Old Woman: "No."
Defense attorney: "Why not?"
Little Old Woman: "It felt good. Nobody had touched me that way since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago."
Defense Attorney: "What happened next?"
Little Old Woman: "He rubbed my breasts."
Defense attorney: "Did you stop him then?"
Little Old Woman: "No, I did not."
Defense attorney: "Why not?"
Little Old Woman: "Why, your honor, his rubbing made me feel alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years."
Defense Attorney: "What happened next?"
Little Old Woman: "I was feeling so spicy, I just spread my old legs and said 'take me young man, take me.'"
Defense attorney: "Did he take you?"
Little Old Woman: "Hell no, that's when he yelled 'April Fools!' and that's when I shot the son of a bitch!!!"