Gsquared
01-28-2005, 12:17 PM
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the
ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place
an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other
a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when
no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it
would be safer to have him around the house
than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours
every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks,
the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very
well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired
hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great.
You should go into town an kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town that Saturday
night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
Two o'clock, and no hired hand.
He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the
room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a
glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots."
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by
her boots.
"Now take off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes
in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra."
Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it
to the floor.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties."
By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down
and off.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into
town again, you're fired."
She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the
ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place
an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other
a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when
no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it
would be safer to have him around the house
than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours
every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks,
the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very
well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired
hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great.
You should go into town an kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town that Saturday
night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
Two o'clock, and no hired hand.
He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the
room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a
glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots."
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by
her boots.
"Now take off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes
in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra."
Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it
to the floor.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties."
By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down
and off.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into
town again, you're fired."