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Gsquared
01-27-2005, 11:17 AM
well tied. Four of us in the office is having a contest to see who can go the longest without going to the bathroom. One guy is out and theres 3 of us left! Man, this is gonna be easy money. Already took their money when they bet I couldnt drink a 16 oz cup of pancake syrup. Suckers!

District303aPastPlayer
01-27-2005, 11:21 AM
for some reason unbeknownce to me... the movie Clerks just popped into my head.

Bullaholic
01-27-2005, 11:24 AM
Boy is fbmom gonna be mad at you G2 if you are wearing her underwear again and you lose....

AP Panther Fan
01-27-2005, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
[B]unbeknownce[B]

unbeknownst...nice try though....I had to look it up! :D

jason
01-27-2005, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
Boy is fbmom gonna be mad at you G2 if you are wearing her underwear again and you lose.... what if hes wearing her underwear and cant hold it any more and really has to go....and does....

PurpleFreddy
01-27-2005, 11:27 AM
G, this is even better than that bet you made with that farmer at the Oak Cafe in Lone Oak. Who says you can't cut hay while wearing biker shorts from Wal-Mart!

District303aPastPlayer
01-27-2005, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
unbeknownst...nice try though....I had to look it up! :D

thanks... i know how to use it... just not spell it :D.... its easier to be said.

onfirebball05mustang
01-27-2005, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by jason
what if hes wearing her underwear and cant hold it any more and really has to go....and does....

not a pretty picture, jason....i was actually planning on eating today...nevermind

pirate44
01-27-2005, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by Gsquared
....Already took their money when they bet I couldnt drink a 16 oz cup of pancake syrup. Suckers!
it reminded me of the movie "Elf":

Emily: You like sugar, huh?
Buddy: Is there sugar in syrup?
Emily: Yes.
Buddy: Then YES!

spiveyrat
01-27-2005, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
for some reason unbeknownce to me... the movie Clerks just popped into my head.

...and for me, the Seinfeld bet popped into my mind! :D

jason
01-27-2005, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by spiveyrat
...and for me, the Seinfeld bet popped into my mind! :D haha....'Master of Your Domain'....greatest single episode of any show ever...

Bullaholic
01-27-2005, 11:38 AM
G2.....my wife and I are having a contest to see who can go the longest without sex............that was 3 years ago, and if my wife hadn't been ordering something delivered 3 or 4 times a week by UPS, I bet she would lose. Why do I feel like this going to end up like the rest home where they found the skeletal remains of the 1938 "Hide and Seek" contest winner?

CHS_Grad '85
01-27-2005, 11:41 AM
Originally posted by jason
haha....'Master of Your Domain'....greatest single episode of any show ever... Oh my --- that was a GREAT epidsode... and oh my God - I'm agreeing with Jason... lol :D

Gsquared
01-27-2005, 11:45 AM
Uh oh, ive had three Starbucks and im struggling now. Hey, Bullaholic, me and this girl I dated one time decided to quit smoking, but we only smoked after sex. I totally quit and she was down to two cigs a day :eek:

44INAROW
01-27-2005, 12:03 PM
Originally posted by Gsquared
Uh oh, ive had three Starbucks and im struggling now. Hey, Bullaholic, me and this girl I dated one time decided to quit smoking, but we only smoked after sex. I totally quit and she was down to two cigs a day :eek:

reminds me of a story I heard long time ago about the guy and gal on their first date - She asked him if he smoked after sex and he said he didn't know, he never looked down there to see :eek:

Gsquared
01-27-2005, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
reminds me of a story I heard long time ago about the guy and gal on their first date - She asked him if he smoked after sex and he said he didn't know, he never looked down there to see :eek: :clap:

big daddy russ
01-27-2005, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
for some reason unbeknownce to me... the movie Clerks just popped into my head. It's all Super Troopers. Remember the restaurant scene where Rabbit and Thorny go after it, with Mac officiating? "I am all that is man," is one of the classic lines of any movie.

Bullaholic
01-27-2005, 12:17 PM
G2.....I was out doing the yard one day. I had on really old clothes and worn-out shoes and I hadn't shaved. As I was edging next to the street, a nice sedan with an older lady pulled up and stopped. She rolled her window down and asked---"How much do you charge for your work young man?" I replied---"Absolutely nothing, maam---I just get to sleep with the woman who owns this house now and then." She drove off in a hurry.

AP Panther Fan
01-27-2005, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
G2.....I was out doing the yard one day. I had on really old clothes and worn-out shoes and I hadn't shaved. As I was edging next to the street, a nice sedan with an older lady pulled up and stopped. She rolled her window down and asked---"How much do you charge for your work young man?" I replied---"Absolutely nothing, maam---I just get to sleep with the woman who owns this house now and then." She drove off in a hurry.


:clap: :clap: :clap: :D

Gsquared
01-27-2005, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
:clap: :clap: :clap: :D :eek:

AP Panther Fan
01-27-2005, 12:37 PM
Like your latest sig G2! The bow tie absolutely makes your outfit!:D

Gsquared
01-27-2005, 12:49 PM
Man, its down to two now. Im about to freakin die! I gotta win that four bucks though.

CHS_CG
01-27-2005, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by Gsquared
Man, its down to two now. Im about to freakin die! I gotta win that four bucks though.

4 dollars :doh: :rolleyes:

Gsquared
01-27-2005, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by CHS_CG
4 dollars :doh: :rolleyes:
Yeah, was supposed to be easy money but now I dont know. Im gonna take fbmom to 7-11 for dinner if I win!

spiveyrat
01-27-2005, 01:23 PM
Beef and bean enchiladas tonight? ;)

onfirebball05mustang
01-27-2005, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by Gsquared
Yeah, was supposed to be easy money but now I dont know. Im gonna take fbmom to 7-11 for dinner if I win!

and blow off that girl you were going to ask out? For Shame g2! You little heart breaker!:doh:

JasperDog94
01-27-2005, 01:25 PM
drip...

JasperDog94
01-27-2005, 01:26 PM
drip....

JasperDog94
01-27-2005, 01:27 PM
drip.....



















































:devil: :devil: :devil:

Gsquared
01-27-2005, 01:30 PM
Its killin me! Now its raining outside and I can hear it and it aint helpin

pirate44
01-27-2005, 01:31 PM
http://img164.exs.cx/img164/9457/niagra0zd.jpg

onfirebball05mustang
01-27-2005, 01:35 PM
i would say something....but i'll wait to see if g2 wins or loses

PurpleFreddy
01-27-2005, 01:35 PM
Kind of like that reaction you had after eating breakfast at the Y'All Come Back Cafe in Alba, huh G?

A Shiner would fix that right up. Ahhhhh, the great elixir!


http://img192.exs.cx/img192/2919/calvin56e00wv.gif

AP Panther Fan
01-27-2005, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by pirate44
http://img164.exs.cx/img164/9457/niagra0zd.jpg

LOL!:evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh


Nothing like the soothing sounds of a waterfall or rain on the window! :D

pirate44
01-27-2005, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
LOL!:evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh


Nothing like the soothing sounds of a waterfall or rain on the window! :D
http://img187.exs.cx/img187/8503/raining4dj.jpg
:D

AP Panther Fan
01-27-2005, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by pirate44
http://img187.exs.cx/img187/8503/raining4dj.jpg
:D

ROFL.....I have always heard about those subliminal messages!:D

pirate44
01-27-2005, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
ROFL.....I have always heard about those subliminal messages!:D
hehe, if i dont get paid for holding it, noone does :D :devil:

AP Panther Fan
01-27-2005, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by pirate44
hehe, if i dont get paid for holding it, noone does :D :devil:

LOL....they say it is bad for you anyway! :D

pirate44
01-27-2005, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
LOL....they say it is bad for you anyway! :D
so, we're really "helping" G2 then. we wanna keep him healthy.:rolleyes: :)

JasperDog94
01-27-2005, 03:54 PM
"Blame it on the rain, yeah, yeah."

AP Panther Fan
01-27-2005, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by JasperDog94
"Blame it on the rain, yeah, yeah."

:clap: :clap: :D

Who sang that song?

pirate44
01-27-2005, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
:clap: :clap: :D

Who sang that song?
ashlee simpson

JasperDog94
01-27-2005, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
:clap: :clap: :D

Who sang that song? I know the guys that pretended to sing that song, but I'm not sure who actually sang it.:D

Milli Vanilli

AP Panther Fan
01-27-2005, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by JasperDog94
I know the guys that pretended to sing that song, but I'm not sure who actually sang it.:D

Milli Vanilli



THAT'S who I was thinking of .... thanks.

Gsquared
01-28-2005, 07:32 AM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
THAT'S who I was thinking of .... thanks.
Haha, Milli Vanilli, I saw them in 89 at some MTV concert thingy at StarPlex in Dallas . Funny stuff