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gobbler grad
01-27-2005, 07:01 AM
here it goes:


Dear Miss know-it-all:

my 60 year old husband is suddenly wearing bikini underwear and gold chains...what's that all about?
stupefied

Dear Stupefied,
he's pwobabwy jes' going frue the change of wife!


:doh: :doh: :p

pirate44
01-27-2005, 07:31 AM
Originally posted by gobbler grad
here it goes:


Dear Miss know-it-all:

my 60 year old husband is suddenly wearing bikini underwear and gold chains...what's that all about?
stupefied

Dear Stupefied,
he's pwobabwy jes' going frue the change of wife!


:doh: :doh: :p
if this thread changes into a battle of the sexes, I'm outa here! those things get nasty.:D
LOL

LH Panther Mom
01-27-2005, 07:40 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
if this thread changes into a battle of the sexes, I'm outa here! those things get nasty.:D
LOL

LOL They only get to be nasty because you guys hate to lose. :D

pirate44
01-27-2005, 08:13 AM
Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
LOL They only get to be nasty because you guys hate to lose. :D
my excuse is that Im from Sinton:D

LH Panther Mom
01-27-2005, 08:27 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
my excuse is that Im from Sinton:D

Oooh - that's even better! :p

AP Panther Fan
01-27-2005, 09:26 AM
Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
LOL They only get to be nasty because you guys hate to lose. :D


LOL....and today's mission IS....

JUST KIDDING! :D

44INAROW
01-27-2005, 09:43 AM
:clap: :clap: :clap: good one Gobbler Fan :)

AP Panther Fan
01-27-2005, 10:19 AM
Two little old ladies were attending a rather long Christmas Eve service at their church.
One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep."
"I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times."

pirate44
01-27-2005, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Two little old ladies were attending a rather long Christmas Eve service at their church.
One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep."
"I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times."
:eek:

AP Panther Fan
01-27-2005, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
:eek:

BUTT....it made you grin, didn't it?:D

pirate44
01-27-2005, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
BUTT....it made you grin, didn't it?:D
i think i was sitting behind that lady in church:D

onfirebball05mustang
01-27-2005, 10:33 AM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
BUTT....it made you grin, didn't it?:D

you never know...BUTT yes it did!:)

AP Panther Fan
01-27-2005, 10:34 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
i think i was sitting behind that lady in church:D

LOL...hey '44, do you remember what the name of the thread was about the "BIG" guy that had gastric bypass surgery?

I just saw a follow-up article on-line.

pirate44
01-27-2005, 10:40 AM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
LOL...hey '44, do you remember what the name of the thread was about the "BIG" guy that had gastric bypass surgery?

I just saw a follow-up article on-line.
is this it?
http://bbs.3adownlow.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=25121&highlight=surgery

AP Panther Fan
01-27-2005, 10:45 AM
SENIOR DRIVING

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!"

"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

HornetMom
01-27-2005, 02:47 PM
POTATO PROSTITUTES

Two little potatoes are standing
on the street corner. One is a
prostitute.

How can you tell which one is the prostitute.

It's the one with the little sticker that says...

I - DA - HO

CHS_CG
01-27-2005, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by HornetMom
POTATO PROSTITUTES

Two little potatoes are standing
on the street corner. One is a
prostitute.

How can you tell which one is the prostitute.

It's the one with the little sticker that says...

I - DA - HO

:doh: :doh: :doh: