44INAROW
01-26-2005, 11:12 AM
A store that sells wives has just opened in Charleston, WV, where a man may
>go to choose a wife from among many women. The store is comprised of six
>floors, and the women increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the
>flights.
>
>There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a
>woman from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down
>except to exit the building. So a man goes to the shopping center to find a wife.
>
>On the first floor the sign on the door reads Floor 1 - These women have
>jobs. The man reads the sign and says to himself, "Well, that's better than my
>last girlfriend, but I wonder what's farther up?" So up he goes.
>
>The second floor sign reads Floor 2 - These women have jobs and love sports.
>The man remarks to himself, "That's great, but I wonder what's farther up?"
>And up he goes again.
>
>The third floor sign reads Floor 3 - These women have jobs, love sports and
>are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" he says. "But I wonder what's
>upstairs?"
>
>The fourth floor sign reads Floor 4 - These women have jobs, love sports, are
>extremely good looking and do all the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the man,
>very tempting. BUT, there must be more farther up!" And again he heads up another
>flight.
>
>The fifth floor sign reads Floor 5 - These women have jobs, love sports, are
>extremely good looking, do all the housework and don't complain about
>anything. "Hot Dang! But just think . . . what must be awaiting me further on?" So up
>to the sixth floor he goes.
>
>The sixth floor sign reads Floor 6 - You are visitor 133,956,779,012 to this
>floor. There are no women on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
>that men are impossible to please.
>
>Thank you for shopping Wife Mart and have a nice day.
:D :D :D :D :D :D
>go to choose a wife from among many women. The store is comprised of six
>floors, and the women increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the
>flights.
>
>There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a
>woman from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down
>except to exit the building. So a man goes to the shopping center to find a wife.
>
>On the first floor the sign on the door reads Floor 1 - These women have
>jobs. The man reads the sign and says to himself, "Well, that's better than my
>last girlfriend, but I wonder what's farther up?" So up he goes.
>
>The second floor sign reads Floor 2 - These women have jobs and love sports.
>The man remarks to himself, "That's great, but I wonder what's farther up?"
>And up he goes again.
>
>The third floor sign reads Floor 3 - These women have jobs, love sports and
>are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" he says. "But I wonder what's
>upstairs?"
>
>The fourth floor sign reads Floor 4 - These women have jobs, love sports, are
>extremely good looking and do all the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the man,
>very tempting. BUT, there must be more farther up!" And again he heads up another
>flight.
>
>The fifth floor sign reads Floor 5 - These women have jobs, love sports, are
>extremely good looking, do all the housework and don't complain about
>anything. "Hot Dang! But just think . . . what must be awaiting me further on?" So up
>to the sixth floor he goes.
>
>The sixth floor sign reads Floor 6 - You are visitor 133,956,779,012 to this
>floor. There are no women on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
>that men are impossible to please.
>
>Thank you for shopping Wife Mart and have a nice day.
:D :D :D :D :D :D