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Gsquared
01-26-2005, 07:13 AM
Come see my band this Saturday at the corner of I-30 and Ridge Road!

BHKrystal06
01-26-2005, 07:22 AM
I think I've seen your band before....:confused: :doh: :thinking:

Gsquared
01-26-2005, 07:25 AM
Originally posted by BHKrystal06
I think I've seen your band before....:confused: :doh: :thinking:
I bet you have, have you been to the Chucke Cheese off of Nw Hwy and 35 in Dallas? That was one of our bigger gigs. We havnt played in Barbers Hill yet.

44INAROW
01-26-2005, 08:35 AM
I love HR PUFFINSTUFF :)

Gsquared
01-26-2005, 08:46 AM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
I love HR PUFFINSTUFF :) I found a good pic of HR!

pirate44
01-26-2005, 08:47 AM
Hey G2. i love your music. you are a true perfectionist of your art. rock on buddy!!
Happy Hump Day everyone!!

Gsquared
01-26-2005, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
Hey G2. i love your music. you are a true perfectionist of your art. rock on buddy!!
Happy Hump Day everyone!!
Thanks, you should come sing with my band sometime. While you are there, you can buy a 20 pizza that tastes like crap, play games and chase your kids around trying to round them up from the slides for two hours when its time to go.

pirate44
01-26-2005, 09:05 AM
ive seen this exact thing in the chuck-e-cheeses in Corpus Christi.
http://img176.exs.cx/img176/7281/wet20tshirt2hm.jpg

onfirebball05mustang
01-26-2005, 09:23 AM
I love your band g2! Let me know when you come to Austin! lol here's a story for hump day...words of wisdom if you ask me!

> An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
> Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
> Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
> Older Woman: Oh, I see.

> Officer: Can I see your license please?
>
> Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have
> one.
>
> Officer: Don't have one?
>
> Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk
> driving.
>
> Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle
> registration papers please.
>
> Older Woman: I can't do that.
>
> Officer: Why not?
>
> Older Woman: I stole this car.
>
> Officer: Stole it?
>
> Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the
> owner.
>
> Officer: You what?
>
> Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in
> the trunk if you want to see
>
> The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs
> away to his car and calls for back up. Within
> minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
> officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half
> drawn gun.
>
> Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your
> vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

> Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

> Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you
> have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

> Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of
> your car, please.

> The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but
> an empty trunk.

> Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
>
> Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration
> papers. The officer is quite stunned.
>
> Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do
> not have a driving license.
>
> The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a
> clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
>
> The officer examines the license. He looks quite
> puzzled.
>
> Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers
> told me you didn't have a license, that you stole
> this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the
> owner...
>
> Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding,
> too.
>
>
> Don't Mess With Old Ladies

pirate44
01-26-2005, 09:26 AM
hehe:D
WTG grandma:clap:

NSUTrumpet08
01-26-2005, 11:21 AM
Great story! Old people can get away with almost anything!

Gsquared
01-26-2005, 11:59 AM
yes they do!