HighSchool Fan
01-18-2005, 10:25 AM
Subject: Doctor's Funeral
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> A Cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
> covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following
> the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then
> closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point,
> one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he
> said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral; I'm a gynecologist.
> And that's when the proctologist fainted.
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> A Cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
> covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following
> the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then
> closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point,
> one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he
> said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral; I'm a gynecologist.
> And that's when the proctologist fainted.