HighSchool Fan
01-15-2005, 10:17 AM
Advice from young 'uns
"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
- Patrick, age 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?', don't answer."
- Hannah, age 9
"Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."
- Michael, age 14
"Stay away from prunes."
- Randy, age 9
"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
- Taylia, age 11
"Never let your three-year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment."
- Traci, age 14
"A puppy always has bad breath - even after eating a Tic-Tac."
- Andrew, age 9
"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time."
- Kyoyo, age 11
"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
- Amir, age 9
"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."
- Kellie, age 11
"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
- Naomi, age 15
"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."
- Lauren, age 9
"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."
- Joel, age 10
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone."
- Alyesha, age 13
"Never try to baptize a cat."
- Eileen, age 8
"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
- Patrick, age 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?', don't answer."
- Hannah, age 9
"Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."
- Michael, age 14
"Stay away from prunes."
- Randy, age 9
"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
- Taylia, age 11
"Never let your three-year-old brother in the same room as your school assignment."
- Traci, age 14
"A puppy always has bad breath - even after eating a Tic-Tac."
- Andrew, age 9
"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time."
- Kyoyo, age 11
"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
- Amir, age 9
"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."
- Kellie, age 11
"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
- Naomi, age 15
"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."
- Lauren, age 9
"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."
- Joel, age 10
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone."
- Alyesha, age 13
"Never try to baptize a cat."
- Eileen, age 8