Ranger Mom
01-14-2005, 05:51 PM
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die
I want to go where they went." - Will Rogers
"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike
people, who are incapable of pure love and always
have to mix love and hate." - Sigmund Freud
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he
wags his tail instead of his tongue." - Anonymous
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast
of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper,
containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items,
which, if they are especially urgent,are often
continued in the next yard." - Dave Barry
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes
like never washed a dog." - Franklin P. Jones
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." - Unknown
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn
around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture
unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in
the conversation." - Fran Lebowitz
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members
of a weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner
"My dog is worried about the economy because
Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive
evidence that you are wonderful." - Ann Landers
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like
a puppy licking your face." - Ben Williams
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you
more than he loves himself." - Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than
the average person." - Andrew A. Rooney
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend;
inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we
come back from a grocery store with the most
amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest
hunters on earth!" -Anne Tyler
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that
certain dogs I have known will go to heaven,
and very, very few persons." - James Thurber
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men
and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
- Robert A. Heinlein
This is a prayer that hung on Ranger Mom's fridge for years:
Dear God~
Please help me to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am!
I want to go where they went." - Will Rogers
"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike
people, who are incapable of pure love and always
have to mix love and hate." - Sigmund Freud
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he
wags his tail instead of his tongue." - Anonymous
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast
of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper,
containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items,
which, if they are especially urgent,are often
continued in the next yard." - Dave Barry
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes
like never washed a dog." - Franklin P. Jones
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." - Unknown
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn
around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture
unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in
the conversation." - Fran Lebowitz
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members
of a weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner
"My dog is worried about the economy because
Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive
evidence that you are wonderful." - Ann Landers
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like
a puppy licking your face." - Ben Williams
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you
more than he loves himself." - Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than
the average person." - Andrew A. Rooney
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend;
inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we
come back from a grocery store with the most
amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest
hunters on earth!" -Anne Tyler
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that
certain dogs I have known will go to heaven,
and very, very few persons." - James Thurber
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men
and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
- Robert A. Heinlein
This is a prayer that hung on Ranger Mom's fridge for years:
Dear God~
Please help me to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am!