Silly joke....

[AP Panther Fan]

THE RABBIT
> A man is driving along a highway
> and sees a rabbit jump out
> across the middle of the road.
> He swerves to avoid hitting it,
> but unfortunately
> the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
>
> The driver,
> a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
> pulls over and gets out to see
> what has become of the rabbit.
>
> Much to his dismay,
> the rabbit is dead.
>
> The driver feels so awful
> that he begins to cry.
>
> A beautiful blonde woman
> driving down the highway
> sees a man crying on the
> side of the road
> and pulls over.
>
> She steps out of the car
> and asks the man what's wrong.
>
> "I feel terrible,"
> he explains,
> "I accidentally hit this rabbit
> and killed it."
>
> The blonde says,
> "Don't worry."
>
> She runs to her car
> and pulls out a spray can.
>
> She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
> bends down,
> and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
>
> The rabbit jumps up,
> waves its paw at the two of them
> and hops off down the road.
>
> Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
> turns around and waves again,
> he hops down the road another 10 feet,
> turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
> turns and waves,
> and repeats this again and again and again,
> until he hops out of sight.
>
> The man is astonished.
>
> He runs over to the woman and demands,
> "What is in that can?
> What did you spray on that rabbit?"
>
>
> The woman turns the can around
> so that the man can read the label.
>
>
> It says...
>
>
>
>
>
> (Are you ready for this?)
>
> (This is bad!)
>
> (It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)
>
>
> (OK, here it is)
>
>
>
>
> It says,
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "Hair Spray -
> Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."

[pirate44]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan

>
> (It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)

yup, that it is:D funny though

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

good joke, but definately a sign from above to make the phone call i have been dreadin to make for the passed few weeks.

[AP Panther Fan]

I like the "permanent wave" part....:D :D :D

I can just see that little bunny hopping, turning and waving....hopping, turning and waving.;)

[pirate44]

Originally posted by bullfrog_alumni_02
good joke, but definately a sign from above to make the phone call i have been dreadin to make for the passed few weeks.
you didnt hit someones pet rabbit without telling them, did ya?

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by bullfrog_alumni_02
good joke, but definately a sign from above to make the phone call i have been dreadin to make for the passed few weeks.


hmmm...thinking, thinking, thinking.....you don't own rabbits, do ya?

[pirate44]

another dead rabbit joke (or story).
(i originally heard this on a Jerry Clower album, but found this version on the net)

One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbors' daughter's rabbit. For years I had watch her come home from school and head straight out to its cage, free it and play with it in the garden. I knew today would be no different and fearing for our dog, I had to think fast.
The rabbit was quite dirty, as if it had put up quite a struggle, so I washed it off with the hose, combed it with the Dog brush and blew it dry with the leaf blower. Upon finishing its grooming I jumped the fence and replaced back in its cage hoping its death would be written off as "natural causes".
Within the hour the neighbor's car pulled in and out popped the little girl, and as usual she headed straight for the cage. Only this time she stopped about six feet away and screamed "DDDDDAAAADDDDDDDYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Her father, panic stricken, stood looking at the cage. Being the good neighbour that I am I rushed to fence and asked if there was anything I could do.
Her father less than calmly blurted, "What kind of sick individual would dig up a little girl's dead rabbit and put it back in it's cage?"

[AP Panther Fan]

:clap: :clap: :clap: too funny!

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by bullfrog_alumni_02
good joke, but definately a sign from above to make the phone call i have been dreadin to make for the passed few weeks.

:eek: I think the light just came on....good luck.:)

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

no i dont onw nay rabbits, nor did i run any over. but i did recieve that joke in an email from my best friend a long time ago. coincidentaly im supposed to call her today to talk to her about some stuff, well mostly her getting engaged this past Christmas :( happy for her, but the guy she is w/ is a looser and im kinda sorta in love w/ her...so thats why it was a sign for me to call her.

[sinton66]

You gotta tell her, brother.

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

Originally posted by sinton66
You gotta tell her, brother. i planning on doing just that tonight thanks for the encouragement.