AP Panther Fan
01-14-2005, 04:51 PM
THE RABBIT
> A man is driving along a highway
> and sees a rabbit jump out
> across the middle of the road.
> He swerves to avoid hitting it,
> but unfortunately
> the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
>
> The driver,
> a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
> pulls over and gets out to see
> what has become of the rabbit.
>
> Much to his dismay,
> the rabbit is dead.
>
> The driver feels so awful
> that he begins to cry.
>
> A beautiful blonde woman
> driving down the highway
> sees a man crying on the
> side of the road
> and pulls over.
>
> She steps out of the car
> and asks the man what's wrong.
>
> "I feel terrible,"
> he explains,
> "I accidentally hit this rabbit
> and killed it."
>
> The blonde says,
> "Don't worry."
>
> She runs to her car
> and pulls out a spray can.
>
> She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
> bends down,
> and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
>
> The rabbit jumps up,
> waves its paw at the two of them
> and hops off down the road.
>
> Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
> turns around and waves again,
> he hops down the road another 10 feet,
> turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
> turns and waves,
> and repeats this again and again and again,
> until he hops out of sight.
>
> The man is astonished.
>
> He runs over to the woman and demands,
> "What is in that can?
> What did you spray on that rabbit?"
>
>
> The woman turns the can around
> so that the man can read the label.
>
>
> It says...
>
>
>
>
>
> (Are you ready for this?)
>
> (This is bad!)
>
> (It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)
>
>
> (OK, here it is)
>
>
>
>
> It says,
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "Hair Spray -
> Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."
> A man is driving along a highway
> and sees a rabbit jump out
> across the middle of the road.
> He swerves to avoid hitting it,
> but unfortunately
> the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
>
> The driver,
> a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
> pulls over and gets out to see
> what has become of the rabbit.
>
> Much to his dismay,
> the rabbit is dead.
>
> The driver feels so awful
> that he begins to cry.
>
> A beautiful blonde woman
> driving down the highway
> sees a man crying on the
> side of the road
> and pulls over.
>
> She steps out of the car
> and asks the man what's wrong.
>
> "I feel terrible,"
> he explains,
> "I accidentally hit this rabbit
> and killed it."
>
> The blonde says,
> "Don't worry."
>
> She runs to her car
> and pulls out a spray can.
>
> She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
> bends down,
> and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
>
> The rabbit jumps up,
> waves its paw at the two of them
> and hops off down the road.
>
> Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
> turns around and waves again,
> he hops down the road another 10 feet,
> turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
> turns and waves,
> and repeats this again and again and again,
> until he hops out of sight.
>
> The man is astonished.
>
> He runs over to the woman and demands,
> "What is in that can?
> What did you spray on that rabbit?"
>
>
> The woman turns the can around
> so that the man can read the label.
>
>
> It says...
>
>
>
>
>
> (Are you ready for this?)
>
> (This is bad!)
>
> (It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)
>
>
> (OK, here it is)
>
>
>
>
> It says,
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "Hair Spray -
> Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."