44INAROW
01-14-2005, 02:44 PM
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says,
"Kemo Sabi, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says,
Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions
of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astronomically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Time wise
it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in
the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabi,
you too dumb. Someone has stolen tent!"
After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says,
"Kemo Sabi, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says,
Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions
of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astronomically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Time wise
it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in
the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabi,
you too dumb. Someone has stolen tent!"