44INAROW
01-13-2005, 03:52 PM
> 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
>
> Unique Up On It.
>
> 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
>
> Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
>
> 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
>
> They Take The Psycho Path
>
> 4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
>
> You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
>
> 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
>
> Dam!
>
> 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too
> Long?
>
> Polaroid's
>
> 7. What Do! You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
>
> A Stick
>
> 8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
>
> Nacho Cheese.
>
> 9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
>
> Subordinate Clauses.
>
> 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
>
> Quattro Sinko..
>
> 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
>
> Spoiled Milk.
>
> 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a
> Vampire?
>
> Frostbite.
>
> 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And
> Twitches?
>
> A Nervous Wreck.
>
> 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea
> Soup?
>
> Anyone Can Roast Beef.
>
> 15. Where Do You Find a Man With No Legs?
>
> Right Where You Left Him.
>
> 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
>
> Because They Have Big Fingers.
>
> 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
>
> Because It Scares the crap out of the Dog.
>
> 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
>
> Sanka.
>
> 19. Deleted so I don't get ROMMED :)
>
> 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
>
> Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
>
> 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a
> Bad Skydiver?
>
> A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
>
> A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
>
> 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce
> The Same?
>
> Any way you look at it ... Somebody's Going to Lose
A Trailer!
>:D
>
> Unique Up On It.
>
> 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
>
> Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
>
> 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
>
> They Take The Psycho Path
>
> 4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
>
> You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
>
> 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
>
> Dam!
>
> 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too
> Long?
>
> Polaroid's
>
> 7. What Do! You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
>
> A Stick
>
> 8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
>
> Nacho Cheese.
>
> 9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
>
> Subordinate Clauses.
>
> 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
>
> Quattro Sinko..
>
> 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
>
> Spoiled Milk.
>
> 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a
> Vampire?
>
> Frostbite.
>
> 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And
> Twitches?
>
> A Nervous Wreck.
>
> 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea
> Soup?
>
> Anyone Can Roast Beef.
>
> 15. Where Do You Find a Man With No Legs?
>
> Right Where You Left Him.
>
> 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
>
> Because They Have Big Fingers.
>
> 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
>
> Because It Scares the crap out of the Dog.
>
> 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
>
> Sanka.
>
> 19. Deleted so I don't get ROMMED :)
>
> 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
>
> Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
>
> 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a
> Bad Skydiver?
>
> A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
>
> A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
>
> 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce
> The Same?
>
> Any way you look at it ... Somebody's Going to Lose
A Trailer!
>:D