Little Johnny Joke

[AP Panther Fan]

Subject: Holy Water & Little Johnny


Little Johnny was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A little while later a Priest came along and asked Johnny what he had.

Little Johnny replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

Little Johnny replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's a$$ and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

[3afan]

good one ..........

[Old Green]

I think I'll try the turpentine on my wife's little poodle.:rolleyes: :D

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Old Green
I think I'll try the turpentine on my wife's little poodle.:rolleyes: :D

LOL....you're bored today too?:D

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by Old Green
I think I'll try the turpentine on my wife's little poodle.:rolleyes: :D


Old green---I'm gonna bet you're gonna need a running start and don't look back if you do. If it's like at my house, that dog is a lot higher up in the "pecking order" than you are.:D

[Old Green]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Old green---I'm gonna bet you're gonna need a running start and don't look back if you do. If it's like at my house, that dog is a lot higher up in the "pecking order" than you are.:D Yeah! That little poodle got a sweater for Christmas. I got nail clippers to trim her nails. I guess I'm really at the bottom of the list.

P.S. I have the turpentine. Now to use it when she's not looking.:D

[rockdale80]

not bad....