Happy Hump Day

[Gsquared]

Im supposed to work tomorrow (Christmas Eve) but I think im gonna call in. What excuse should I use? I called in a couple of weeks ago and told them I had SIDS so that wont work. Two months ago I told em I got bit by a mesquito and came down with SARS so that wont work. Any suggestions?

[LH Panther Mom]

Have you used mad cow disease lately?

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Have you used mad cow disease lately?
I would never come down with PMS :eek:

[3afan]

cramps ?!!?!?

[footballmom]

Yes, he can be a cramp sometimes.:rolleyes: :clap:

[spiveyrat]

Wouldn't SIDS be indicative of death? Of course, it would also mean you were an infant. :D

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by footballmom
Yes, he can be a cramp sometimes.:rolleyes: :clap: I cramp your style? :thinking:

[jasper_dawgs]

How About telling your boss you are suffering from "E.Q.C. Extremely Quilty Conscience.
The awareness of a moral or ethical aspect to one's conduct together with the urge to prefer right over wrong: Let your conscience be your guide. Go to work and be proud you have a job to go to.

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Im supposed to work tomorrow (Christmas Eve) but I think im gonna call in. What excuse should I use? I called in a couple of weeks ago and told them I had SIDS so that wont work. Two months ago I told em I got bit by a mesquito and came down with SARS so that wont work. Any suggestions?

Since you are going with the abbreviated illnesses, why don't you try STD...not only will they not mind you taking the day off, they will spend that entire day trying to find you your own personal restroom facilities. ;)

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Since you are going with the abbreviated illnesses, why don't you try STD...not only will they not mind you taking the day off, they will spend that entire day trying to find you your own personal restroom facilities. ;)
Yeah, I caught STD from a mesquito!!! Thats perfect! :clap:

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Yeah, I caught STD from a mesquito!!! Thats perfect! :clap:

Boss may buy it, but FootballMom? Not so sure......:D

[footballmom]

Did you all notice that G2 said tomorrow was Christmas Eve? Where does he live? lol Last I checked today was Wednesday and Friday was Christmas Eve. What a ding dong!:rolleyes:

[Manck]

Today is "It's-Snowing-in-Sherman Day" and I left my digital camera in Tyler until tomorrow.

Smooth.

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by footballmom
Did you all notice that G2 said tomorrow was Christmas Eve? Where does he live? lol Last I checked today was Wednesday and Friday was Christmas Eve. What a ding dong!:rolleyes:

Just goes to show you, we only pay attention to half of what he says!:D

[spiveyrat]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Just goes to show you, we only pay attention to half of what he says!:D
LOL! I didn't notice either. :D

[footballmom]

:clap:

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Im supposed to work tomorrow (Christmas Eve) but I think im gonna call in. What excuse should I use? I called in a couple of weeks ago and told them I had SIDS so that wont work. Two months ago I told em I got bit by a mesquito and came down with SARS so that wont work. Any suggestions?

Yep, I think you could claim a case of SARS, G2...(Southern American Redneck Syndrome). You can always say your dog ate your carkeys, and tell them that THEY can retrieve them in a couple of days. You could tell them that you got bit on the butt by a brown recluse spider and almost died because your wife refused when you asked her to suck the poison out and she told you--"You're a dead man."

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Yep, I think you could claim a case of SARS, G2...(Southern American Redneck Syndrome). You can always say your dog ate your carkeys, and tell them that THEY can retrieve them in a couple of days. You could tell them that you got bit on the butt by a brown recluse spider and almost died because your wife refused when you asked her to suck the poison out and she told you--"You're a dead man."
She did that the time we were camping and I steped behind the tree to relieve myself and the snake jumped up and bit it! I think that is how the joke goes! :D

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by Gsquared
She did that the time we were camping and I steped behind the tree to relieve myself and the snake jumped up and bit it! I think that is how the joke goes! :D

ROFL....I KNOW how the joke goes G2, I just "G" rated it a bit....but you took care of that.

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
ROFL....I KNOW how the joke goes G2, I just "G" rated it a bit....but you took care of that.
Ooops :nerd: