Brahma73
12-20-2004, 03:48 PM
One of our (female) office staff passed this around today. Many of you may have seen it already, but it got lot's of chuckles at our place. It's written from a woman's perspective, but us guys can boldly appreciate the hell out of it!
WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
-What do you expect from such simple creatures?
-Your last name stays put.
-The garage is all yours.
-Wedding plans take care of themselves.
-Chocolate is just another snack.
-You can never be pregnant.
-You can be president.
-You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
-Car mechanics tell you the truth.
-The world is your urinal.
-You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
-You don't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
-Same work, more pay
-Wrinkles add character.
-Wedding dress - $5000; Tux rental - $100
-People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
-The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
-New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
-One mood - all the time
-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
-You know stuff about tanks.
-A five-day vacation only takes one suitcase.
-You can open all your own jars.
-You get extra credit for the slightest act of kindness.
-If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
-You almost never have strap problems in public.
-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
-Everything on your face stays its original color.
-The same hairstyle lasts for years...maybe decades.
-You only have to shave your face and neck.
-You can play with toys all your life.
-Your belly usually hides your big hips.
-One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons
-You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
-You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
-You have freedom of choice regarding growing a mustache.
-You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
Girls, you just gotta love us!
:inlove:
WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
-What do you expect from such simple creatures?
-Your last name stays put.
-The garage is all yours.
-Wedding plans take care of themselves.
-Chocolate is just another snack.
-You can never be pregnant.
-You can be president.
-You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
-Car mechanics tell you the truth.
-The world is your urinal.
-You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
-You don't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
-Same work, more pay
-Wrinkles add character.
-Wedding dress - $5000; Tux rental - $100
-People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
-The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
-New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
-One mood - all the time
-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
-You know stuff about tanks.
-A five-day vacation only takes one suitcase.
-You can open all your own jars.
-You get extra credit for the slightest act of kindness.
-If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
-You almost never have strap problems in public.
-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
-Everything on your face stays its original color.
-The same hairstyle lasts for years...maybe decades.
-You only have to shave your face and neck.
-You can play with toys all your life.
-Your belly usually hides your big hips.
-One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons
-You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
-You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
-You have freedom of choice regarding growing a mustache.
-You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
Girls, you just gotta love us!
:inlove: