Gsquared
12-20-2004, 11:23 AM
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent,
and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is
that they must not get even a drop of paint on their
habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns
decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their
habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at
the door. "Who is it?" calls out one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of
the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug
and deciding that no harm can come from letting a
blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice Boobs," says the man. "Where do you want the
blinds?"
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent,
and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is
that they must not get even a drop of paint on their
habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns
decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their
habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at
the door. "Who is it?" calls out one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of
the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug
and deciding that no harm can come from letting a
blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice Boobs," says the man. "Where do you want the
blinds?"