Downlow Christmas List

[Bullaholic]

In you could give a few of your fellow Downlow members a Christmas gift, what would it be:

TO:

Sinton66- A new "rom" list, and a fresh supply of "lightning bolts", an endless supply of homemade wine, plus lifetime membership in the AARP.

Slpybear- A crockpot full of "smothered" porkchops and a seat next to me to watch the Bulls win next year's 3A D2 State Football Championship.

Ranger Mom- A time machine to allow her to get 28 hours out of 24, and a remote control "fanny whacker" to use on anybody she wants, especially some of the newer and younger posters she has to bring under control.

PPHSfan- The secrets of "Nostradamus", and diplomatic immunity if he ever travels to Jasper, TX.

Keith7- A TV broadcast available in CA of any Texas sporting event, and a renewed Texas citizenship visa.

Phil C.-- Free tickets and travel to any women's sporting event, anywhere in the world.

AggieJohn- A Hook em' Horns tatoo.

Jason- A "spell" caster to make women think he is Brad Pitt.

LH Panther Mom- A state football championship for LH in any year she wants for her kids.

GSquared - Also diplomatic immunity, anytime he is riding with PPHSfan and a "Get out of jail free" card, plus lifetime free beer sampling priveleges.

These are but a few on my list---what do you have on yours?

May the Joy and Happiness of this Holiday Season be with you and your families---Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all from Bull Country.

[AP Panther Fan]

To everyone on the Board......pocket dictionaries and a thesaurus....for when they find themselves "at a loss for words".

Okay, I know, they might not be the most fully utilized gift received...but oh so thoughtful!:D

[onfirebball05mustang]

great idea Bullaholic!

i dunno about Jason's spell for Brad Pitt...not very hot in my eyes lol

RM-Green Apple ANYTHING lol
G2-Immunity, a Vroomba (so he need not worry about vacuuming)
Moms: Dlow T-shirts/Sweatshirts in school colors
Jody-Jody For President Fan Club
Slpy-Smothered Porkchops all the way!
Jason-New Computer

the list goes on!

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
To everyone on the Board......pocket dictionaries and a thesaurus....for when they find themselves "at a loss for words".

Okay, I know, they might not be the most fully utilized gift received...but oh so thoughtful!:D

Good one AP....although I can think of several who will never, ever need them.....

[rockdale80]

Originally posted by Bullaholic

Jason- A "spell" caster to make women think he is Brad Pitt.


according to him he already has that...;)

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Jason- A "spell" caster to make women think he is Brad Pitt.

well, I gave him a "spell" checker...unfortunately, probably as good as it gets. ;)

[jason]

Originally posted by Bullaholic

Jason- A "spell" caster to make women think he is Brad Pitt.
do i ALWAYS have to be the butt of a joke?? it doesnt matter...i dont need a spell-caster to be like brad pitt.....it would be nice to have something to make all the ladies leave me alone, a man needs some time to himself every now and then.....:D :D


for PPHSFan: an autographed picture of myself

[onfirebball05mustang]

Originally posted by jason
do i ALWAYS have to be the butt of a joke?? it doesnt matter...i dont need a spell-caster to be like brad pitt.....it would be nice to have something to make all the ladies leave me alone, a man needs some time to himself every now and then.....:D :D


for PPHSFan: an autographed picture of myself

*gag* yeah...riiight!

[District303aPastPlayer]

For Cassie: VALIUM!

[CHS_CG]

HornetMom-Anything she wanted
Jason- well..... hmm... nah not goin there.. another Pink shirt
RM- a clone so she can stay at home and the clone can go to work for her!
66- MORE POWER hehehehe

To all the other dl'ers... SNOW FOR CHRISTMAS (thats for me too! I miss snow:()

[CHS_Grad '85]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
To all the other dl'ers... SNOW FOR CHRISTMAS (thats for me too! I miss snow:()

FROM INTELLICAST: FORECAST FOR DEC 24

Sunrise: 7:20 am UV Index: 4, Moderate Sunset: 5:31 pm
Moonrise: 3:56 pm Phase: Waxing Gibbous Moonset: 5:46 am

High 49 °F (9°C) Low 32 °F (0°C)

Friday, Dec 24:Rain and snow showers. Highs in the upper 40s and lows in the low 30s.

It may not stick but at least you get your wish... :)

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by CHS_Grad '85
FROM INTELLICAST: FORECAST FOR DEC 24

Sunrise: 7:20 am UV Index: 4, Moderate Sunset: 5:31 pm
Moonrise: 3:56 pm Phase: Waxing Gibbous Moonset: 5:46 am

High 49 °F (9°C) Low 32 °F (0°C)

Friday, Dec 24:Rain and snow showers. Highs in the upper 40s and lows in the low 30s.

It may not stick but at least you get your wish... :)

To quote a line from Alabama's song "Christmas In Dixie"---"Christmas In Dixie--It's snowing in the pines."

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by CHS_Grad '85
FROM INTELLICAST: FORECAST FOR DEC 24

Sunrise: 7:20 am UV Index: 4, Moderate Sunset: 5:31 pm
Moonrise: 3:56 pm Phase: Waxing Gibbous Moonset: 5:46 am

High 49 °F (9°C) Low 32 °F (0°C)

Friday, Dec 24:Rain and snow showers. Highs in the upper 40s and lows in the low 30s.

It may not stick but at least you get your wish... :)

YEA!!! ITS GUNNA SNOW!!!

[j_dog]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
....PPHSfan- The secrets of "Nostradamus", and diplomatic immunity if he ever travels to Jasper, TX.
...
He does not need immunity. We will first give him a fair trial, THEN we will hang him from that old oak tree! :D

[AggieJohn]

a hook em horns tatoo

i'll take it only if the horns are sawed off short:D