44INAROW
12-16-2004, 01:44 PM
>Wife Mart
>
>Great News...A store that sells wives has just opened in
>Central Texas, where a man may go to choose a wife from among many
>women. The store is comprised of six floors, and the women increase
>in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
>
>There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
>choose a woman from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot
>go back down except to exit the building.
>
>So a man went to the shopping center to find a wife. On the first
>floor the sign on the door reads Floor 1 - These women have jobs.
>The man reads the sign and says to himself, "Well, that's better
>than my last girlfriend, but I wonder what's farther up?"
>
>So up he goes. The second floor sign reads Floor 2 - These women have
>jobs and love sports. The man remarks to himself, "That's great, but
>I wonder what's farther up?" And up he goes again.
>
>The third floor sign reads Floor 3 - These women have jobs, love
>sports and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" he says. "But
>I wonder what's upstairs?"
>
>The fourth floor sign reads Floor 4 - These women have jobs, love
>sports, are extremely good looking and do all the housework. "Wow!"
>exclaims the man, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more
>fartherup!" And again he heads up another flight.
>
>The fifth floor sign reads Floor 5 - These women have jobs, love
>sports, are extremely good looking, do all the housework and don't
>complain about anything. "Hot Dang! But just think...what must be
>awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor he goes.
>
>The sixth floor sign reads Floor 6 - You are visitor
>133,956,779,012 to this floor. There are no women on this floor.
>This floor exists solely as proof that men are impossible to please.
>
>Thank you for shopping Wife Mart and have a nice day.
>
>Great News...A store that sells wives has just opened in
>Central Texas, where a man may go to choose a wife from among many
>women. The store is comprised of six floors, and the women increase
>in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
>
>There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
>choose a woman from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot
>go back down except to exit the building.
>
>So a man went to the shopping center to find a wife. On the first
>floor the sign on the door reads Floor 1 - These women have jobs.
>The man reads the sign and says to himself, "Well, that's better
>than my last girlfriend, but I wonder what's farther up?"
>
>So up he goes. The second floor sign reads Floor 2 - These women have
>jobs and love sports. The man remarks to himself, "That's great, but
>I wonder what's farther up?" And up he goes again.
>
>The third floor sign reads Floor 3 - These women have jobs, love
>sports and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" he says. "But
>I wonder what's upstairs?"
>
>The fourth floor sign reads Floor 4 - These women have jobs, love
>sports, are extremely good looking and do all the housework. "Wow!"
>exclaims the man, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more
>fartherup!" And again he heads up another flight.
>
>The fifth floor sign reads Floor 5 - These women have jobs, love
>sports, are extremely good looking, do all the housework and don't
>complain about anything. "Hot Dang! But just think...what must be
>awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor he goes.
>
>The sixth floor sign reads Floor 6 - You are visitor
>133,956,779,012 to this floor. There are no women on this floor.
>This floor exists solely as proof that men are impossible to please.
>
>Thank you for shopping Wife Mart and have a nice day.