Ranger Mom

[Gsquared]

"I printed this out for my husband with the course "We do not want sleazy underclothes for Christmas" hi-lited in bright yellow!

I think I took the wind out of his sails, cause he said "I don't know what to get you then"!


Are you sure cuz I gotta run to the mall and do some returnin if this is the case!


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[Ranger Mom]

Let me put it to you this way! My little red velvet, fur-lined teddy that I received LAST Christmas is folded up in my drawer (underneath the flannel PJ's) where it has been since I received it!!:rolleyes:

[kaorder1999]

RM....u r too young to be scared of the teddy!!! HEHE

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by kaorder1999
RM....u r too young to be scared of the teddy!!! HEHE

It's the reaction, not the teddy, that gives me "pause"!!

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Let me put it to you this way! My little red velvet, fur-lined teddy that I received LAST Christmas is folded up in my drawer (underneath the flannel PJ's) where it has been since I received it!!:rolleyes:
Ill buy it from ya for 2 bucks???????? :D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Ill buy it from ya for 2 bucks???????? :D

WHAT??

It's never been worn - and I know you have $12.84 to spend!!:p

[spiveyrat]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Let me put it to you this way! My little red velvet, fur-lined teddy that I received LAST Christmas is folded up in my drawer (underneath the flannel PJ's) where it has been since I received it!!:rolleyes:

What a PITY!!! :D

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
WHAT??

It's never been worn - and I know you have $12.84 to spend!!:p
Yeah, but you arent gonna wear it, and if I give you 2.00 then ill have 10.84 left to buy my other presents! :D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Yeah, but you arent gonna wear it, and if I give you 2.00 then ill have 10.84 left to buy my other presents! :D

You never know, I might surprise him one day...he's a got a birthday coming up!

It just everytime I look at it, I just can't imagine myself dressed as one of Santa's helpers!!:p

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
You never know, I might surprise him one day...he's a got a birthday coming up!

It just everytime I look at it, I just can't imagine myself dressed as one of Santa's helpers!!:p
I could go and find her a Mrs Clause outfit!!!!! :inlove:

[footballmom]

If you buy that shiney thing I want I would wear a Mrs. Clause outfit.:inlove:

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by footballmom
If you buy that shiney thing I want I would wear a Mrs. Clause outfit.:inlove:

Or not. ;)

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by footballmom
If you buy that shiney thing I want I would wear a Mrs. Clause outfit.:inlove:

Awwww....now THAT'S love G2!!

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Let me put it to you this way! My little red velvet, fur-lined teddy that I received LAST Christmas is folded up in my drawer (underneath the flannel PJ's) where it has been since I received it!!:rolleyes:

RM.....If you really wanted to sell that red teddy, you could put it on and shoot a digital pic of yourself, and put it up on a post. Then you could add another award to your Sportmanship Poster award---Mrs. December Downlow.:D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
RM.....If you really wanted to sell that red teddy, you could put it on and shoot a digital pic of yourself, and put it up on a post. Then you could add another award to your Sportmanship Poster award---Mrs. December Downlow.:D

If the thought of me having a picture taken in that thing didn't scare me so bad, I would laugh!!

On second thought, I think it's more of a "baby doll" than a teddy. It's a two-piece set (and I use the term "two" loosely). After a year, I have yet to figure out which part of the bottoms is the front and back!!

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
If the thought of me having a picture taken in that thing didn't scare me so bad, I would laugh!!

On second thought, I think it's more of a "baby doll" than a teddy. It's a two-piece set (and I use the term "two" loosely). After a year, I have yet to figure out which part of the bottoms is the front and back!!

Remember RM...you're not the one who has to figure it out......

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Remember RM...you're not the one who has to figure it out......

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Cameronbystander]

RM, if you scared of the reaction (or lack of) if you wear it, they have medication for that now.

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Gentlemanly decorum and a "G" rated board prevent me from further comment.......

[Ranger Mom]

I guess I just have a mental block when it comes to it. I can be quiet stubborn, ya know!!;)

Spending $100 on something like that, because he "couldn't think of anything else", is ridiculous!!

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Spending $100 on something like that, because he "couldn't think of anything else", is ridiculous!!

I hear ya!;) And then to think that it is something WE WOULD WANT!

I think their IQ's just naturally drop when they walk into a Victoria's Secrets!:D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
I hear ya!;) And then to think that it is something WE WOULD WANT!

I think their IQ's just naturally drop when they walk into a Victoria's Secrets!:D

Amen Sister!!

[Cameronbystander]

Speaking as a man who has been married 26 years, I think you should take it as a compliment that he would want to see that much of you. I can't say the same thing.

Several years ago at a church party, we played the newlywed game and three of the four men when asked said that their wives were sexier dressed nicely than naked. The only one that said naked was the preacher.

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
I hear ya!;) And then to think that it is something WE WOULD WANT!

I think their IQ's just naturally drop when they walk into a Victoria's Secrets!:D

Thats the first place I head to when I got Christmas shopping, Victoria Secret, not so much to buy a Christmas gift but to get my name on the catalog mailing list.

[spiveyrat]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
You never know, I might surprise him one day...he's a got a birthday coming up!

It just everytime I look at it, I just can't imagine myself dressed as one of Santa's helpers!!:p

The elves dress in lingerie??? :eek:

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Thats the first place I head to when I got Christmas shopping, Victoria Secret, not so much to buy a Christmas gift but to get my name on the catalog mailing list.

:rolleyes: figures.....

bet you wake up before dawn to get in line when the Sports Illustrated swim suit edition hits the newsstands!:D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Cameronbystander
Speaking as a man who has been married 26 years, I think you should take it as a compliment that he would want to see that much of you. I can't say the same thing.

Several years ago at a church party, we played the newlywed game and three of the four men when asked said that their wives were sexier dressed nicely than naked. The only one that said naked was the preacher.

Now I feel guilty!!:(

I guess I will have to break down and wear the darn thing!

Merry Christmas Honey!!:D

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
:rolleyes: figures.....

bet you wake up before dawn to get in line when the Sports Illustrated swim suit edition hits the newsstands!:D
Howd you know? :eek:

[Bubba-Joe]

On days like this I miss Dirtroad
he would have a lot of fun with this thread
RM

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
On days like this I miss Dirtroad
he would have a lot of fun with this thread
RM

Dontcha know it!!;)

[Bubba-Joe]

Boys mind was alway running around with out his body
He would have loved the mental aspect of that Christmas gift.
Being surrounded by good lookin women was something boy was use to
epecially in his former line of work

[Gsquared]

My mind usually revolves around scripture. :D

[Bubba-Joe]

Nothing wrong with the Good Book

[Gsquared]

Thats right, thats some pretty good readin right there.

[PurpleFreddy]

Hey, we never heard what that "shiney" present footballmom wanted from G2 ...

Does it require batteries? Is it made by Panasonic?

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by PurpleFreddy
Hey, we never heard what that "shiney" present footballmom wanted from G2 ...

Does it require batteries? Is it made by Panasonic? :eek:

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by PurpleFreddy
Hey, we never heard what that "shiney" present footballmom wanted from G2 ...

Is it the next best thing to a lump of coal... as in a sparkling diamond?;) :D :D :D

[PurpleFreddy]

Oh, man, she's out of control.
He's got three different places to lay his head at night, and if he gives her a shiney object that will dwindle to one.

G, you can always stay in the purple room in Richardson.

[Bandera YaYa]

RangerMom, looks like you got rooked last year! That red velvet number wasn't a gift for you at all !!! It was totally a gift for himself!! So, as I see it.....he owes you two presents this year !! :D

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
RangerMom, looks like you got rooked last year! That red velvet number wasn't a gift for you at all !!! It was totally a gift for himself!! So, as I see it.....he owes you two presents this year !! :D
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It's a gift, period. Nuf said.
I have to admit, when I bought those unmentionables for my wife they did come with something shiny, too.:D
And no it didn't require a coppertop...:p

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by SintonFan
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It's a gift, period. Nuf said.
I have to admit, when I bought those unmentionables for my wife they did come with something shiny, too.:D
And no it didn't require a coppertop...:p :clap:

[chugbug]

I think Rangermom would make a very nice Ms. December. You go Ranger Mom.:eek: :eek: :inlove: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by chugbug
I think Rangermom would make a very nice Ms. December. You go Ranger Mom.:eek: :eek: :inlove: :eek: :eek: :eek:
:eek:

[onfirebball05mustang]

Originally posted by chugbug
I think Rangermom would make a very nice Ms. December. You go Ranger Mom.:eek: :eek: :inlove: :eek: :eek: :eek:

i wonder what RM will say about this one...:p

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by onfirebball05mustang
i wonder what RM will say about this one...:p
I dont know, but I bet it aint gonna be nice!!!!

[Ranger Mom]

Just an update here:

I think the "husband in training" is almost complete.

Tonight we went to our brand new "Academy Sports" store. I bought him 2 pairs of jeans, he bought me...........
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flannel pajama pants and a fleece pajama top!!!:D :D :D

[footballmom]

You go girl! Maybe I can get G2 to buy me some too!:D

I like that....husband in training. I have a new phrase for G2 now.:clap: