Highschoolfan78
12-15-2004, 01:44 PM
>>REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
>>
>>According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both
>>male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male
>>reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually
>>late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their
>>antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
>>
>>Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting
>>Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to
>>Blitzen, had to be a girl.
>>
>>We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-a**
>>man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not
>>get lost.
I thought this was a pretty funny email, even though it dogs on the male species.
>>
>>According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both
>>male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male
>>reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually
>>late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their
>>antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
>>
>>Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting
>>Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to
>>Blitzen, had to be a girl.
>>
>>We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-a**
>>man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not
>>get lost.
I thought this was a pretty funny email, even though it dogs on the male species.