Umm, Yeah. How to get a divorce

[Gsquared]

A married man, having spent the evening getting quite drunk with his buddies, shows up at home very late. He looks quite disheveled and has a live chicken under his arm. His wife was waiting inside the door with her hands on her hips and steam coming out of her ears.
The husband says, "Here is the pig I've been screwing."
The wife says, "That's not a pig, you drunk idiot, it's a chicken".
The husband replies, "I was talking to the chicken."

[onfirebball05mustang]

OMG that is definitely a way to get a divorce quickly!!!:clap:

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by Gsquared
A married man, having spent the evening getting quite drunk with his buddies, shows up at home very late. He looks quite disheveled and has a live chicken under his arm. His wife was waiting inside the door with her hands on her hips and steam coming out of her ears.
The husband says, "Here is the pig I've been screwing."
The wife says, "That's not a pig, you drunk idiot, it's a chicken".
The husband replies, "I was talking to the chicken."
:clap: :clap: :clap:

[CHS_CG]

OMG :eek: :eek: :eek:

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Gsquared
A married man, having spent the evening getting quite drunk with his buddies, shows up at home very late. He looks quite disheveled and has a live chicken under his arm. His wife was waiting inside the door with her hands on her hips and steam coming out of her ears.
The husband says, "Here is the pig I've been screwing."
The wife says, "That's not a pig, you drunk idiot, it's a chicken".
The husband replies, "I was talking to the chicken."
LOL :D :evil: :D

[Bubba-Joe]

Love it
funny stuff man