The birds & the bees???

[CHS_Grad '85]

Little Johnny asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" His dad replies, "Ah, my son, I guess you are old enough to know the truth! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said, You've Got Male! And there you were!"

:D :D :D

[onfirebball05mustang]

Aww that is too cute! :p

very...uhm...technologically advanced!

[HornetMom]

http://kit.netpoets.net/rofl-k2.gif

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

thats great.:clap:

[Cameronbystander]

Little Johnny asked his mother how much she weighed. She told him it was not ploite to ask a woman her age or her weight.

A little while later, Johnny came to his mother and told her he knew that she weighed 145 pounds and that she was 35 years old. When she asked Johnny how he could know this, he replied that he had gotten into her purse and looked at her drivers license.

Mom, I also figured out why you and dad are always fighting. Why, she asked. Because you got an "F" in sex.

[JasperDog94]

Little Johnny always gets a bad rap.;)

[CheerMom]

Little Johnny can never stay out of trouble!!