AP Panther Fan
12-13-2004, 12:11 PM
Received this e-mail and thought it was kinda funny....
Linda Brunet, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and
while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up,
with her eyes closed, and with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and
she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied
that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her
brain in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics. They broke into
the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her
hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had
a wad of bread stuck to the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit
canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like
a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she
reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it
was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried
to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to
her aid. And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
Linda Brunet, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and
while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up,
with her eyes closed, and with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and
walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and
she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied
that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her
brain in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics. They broke into
the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her
hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had
a wad of bread stuck to the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit
canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like
a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she
reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it
was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried
to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to
her aid. And, yes, Linda is a blonde.