Blonde Girlfriend

[Old Cardinal]

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats, right behind their team's bench. After the game he asked her how she liked the experience.

Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles. But I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, " What do you mean??"

"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it, and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' Hel-LLLOOO! It's only 25 cents!"

[Leopards,class of 75]

LOL, very good one!!!! Got anymore?

[SintonFan]

LOL
A good one OC.

[CHS_DT#75]

futile attempts to win next years funniest poster.... tsk tsk tsk

[cdlvj]

Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head!



A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear.
Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?"
"The sucker called again!"

[cdlvj]

A. Why can't Blondes dial 911?
Q. They can't find the 11 on the phone!



A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. Then one day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"




Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for Winter

[Old Cardinal]

There were some very good jokes added!

[Leopards,class of 75]

Look what you started Cardinal!!!! lol Thet were all good.

[Holmes_Fans]

Q. Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?

A. Because he was to chicken



ok so it's not a blonde joke, still corny

[ILS1]

3 dumb blondes walk into a bar.

1st dumb blonde: She asks the bartender "Can I have a 'C & L'?".
Bartender: Looks and asks "What's a "C & L"?
1st dumb blonde: Ugh? A Coors Light, DDDUUUUHHHH!!
2nd dumb blonde: Asks the bartender "Can I have a 'M & L'?".
Bartender: Looks and asks "What's a "M & L".
2nd dumb blonde: Ugh? A Miller Lite,DDDUUUUHHHH!!!
3rd dumb blond: Asks the bartender "Can I have a '15'?".
Bartender: "A 15!!! What's a 15??"
3rd dumb blonde: Ugh?? A 7 and 7!!! DDUUUUHHHHHH!!!

[NHSRattler60]

A blonde and a brunette are walking through the forest. The brunette sees a dead bird and says "Hey look, a dead bird"
the blonde looks up and says "WHERE?!!"

A blonde walks into a dept. store, looks around and sees a TV she likes. She talks to the sales guy:

Blonde: "I'd like to by this TV"

Sales guy: we don't sell to blondes you'll have to leave.

Determined to but the TV, she dies he hair and comes in the next day

Blonde: Excuse me sir.... I’d like to buy this TV

Sales guy: Ma'am didn’t I tell you yesterday, we don’t sell to blondes?

Flustered the blonde leaves and comes back a week later sporting a completely new style, different hair, clothes, makeup everything. She calmly walks in and says to the same salesperson:

Blonde: Excuse me Sir, but I'd like to purchase this television, it goes great in my kitchen.

Sales guy: Ok look, I told you last week we don't sell to BLONDES!!

The blond gets mad and screams:

EVERY TIME YOU KNOW ITS ME!! HOW??!!

the sales guy calmly laughs and looks at the blonde:

Because that’s not a TV...its a microwave.

[Bandera YaYa]

I love blonde jokes!! My oldest daughter is one (in every sense of the word!) and my brunette daughter and I love to tell blonde jokes !!!! hahahahahahahahaha!!LOL!!

[Jet1]

Q: How do you confuse a blonde
A: Put her in a cirricular room and tell her to pee in the corner

Q: How does a blonde confuse you
A: Tells you that she did


Q: How are blondes and parking places alike
A: All of the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped

[BullFrog Dad]

Originally posted by Bandera YaYa
I love blonde jokes!! My oldest daughter is one (in every sense of the word!) and my brunette daughter and I love to tell blonde jokes !!!! hahahahahahahahaha!!LOL!! I knew a blonde a while back who had a great comeback joke: Where do all the blonde jokes come from? They're made up by brunettes and redheads while they sit at home on Saturday night!

[onfirebball05mustang]

Originally posted by BullFrog Dad
I knew a blonde a while back who had a great comeback joke: Where do all the blonde jokes come from? They're made up by brunettes and redheads while they sit at home on Saturday night!

Hooah! I am a blonde, but usually dont show it unless i am REALLY tired...then it gets hilarious! lol:D