List your favorite lines from movies

[pirate4state]

One of my favorites is:

"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me!" - Steel Magnolias

I have alot and since Sinton is out of the playoffs I'm probably gonna just keep adding until I get bored with this thread! :D :D Feel free to join in if you're as bored as I am!! :rolleyes:

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by pirate4state
One of my favorites is:

"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me!" - Steel Magnolias

I have alot and since Sinton is out of the playoffs I'm probably gonna just keep adding until I get bored with this thread! :D :D Feel free to join in if you're as bored as I am!! :rolleyes:

don't know the exact lines said by Shirley MacLaine aka Weiser in Steel Magnolias, but during the funeral scene when she slapped Malynn (Sally Field's character) and then said something along the lines of "It was just getting to damned serious in here" I thought that was perfect timing for some comic relief

[LH Panther Mom]

I've always loved:

"Don't wizz down my back, then try to tell me it's raining." Clint :kiss:

[Ranger Mom]

I'll put my foot so far up your @$$ the water on my knee will quench your thirst!

Major Payne

(The first time I heard that I CRACKED up!!)

[Maroon87]

"No matter how bad life gets, there's always beer."

Norm MacDonald in "Dirty Work".

[Keith7]

I'll use one from my good friends, Wayne and Garth...

http://www.thecinemalaser.com/dvd2/reviews/images/waynes-world-dvd-image-06.jpg

SCH-WING
http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/files/shwing.wav

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I'll put my foot so far up your @$$ the water on my knee will quench your thirst!

Major Payne

(The first time I heard that I CRACKED up!!)

I love that movie!

[Cameronbystander]

Not from a movie but one of my favorite lines came from Will & Grace. Grace comes runningout of the bedroom wraped in a blanket and is very upset because Woddy Harrelson has just proposed. When Will asks why she is so upset she say:

"I have always dreamed of being proposed to but I never expected it to happen with my ankles over my head!"



From Ferris Buhler's Day off:

Hey batter, batter, batter, Swingggggggg Batter!

[pirate4state]

"I came here to do two things: drink some beer & kick some a$$ and it looks like we're almost outta beer." - Dazed & Confused


"Quit axing about Chinese food. Can't you see they don't sell no Chinese food around here." - My Cousin Vinny

[turbostud]

"He aint all there is he? Is he?"
Dirty Steve from Young Guns

[cunbed10]

u gon eat yo cornbread, nah! u can have it, Nah! Nah! let him get his own portion of Conebread. Hey ! Gurl what if I eat yo conebread, Ah! NAw MOther **#$%@ u can't have my conebread, and if you try and take my conebread, part 2 of my killing spree, gon begin in here on yo A$$ , and that go 4 any of u other Farming MotherFu#$%& in here that's gon try and take my conebread, It's gon be Consequences and Reprocutions.






LIFE: EDDie Murphy and Martin Lawrencece.

[Cameronbystander]

From Cool Hand Luke:

"What we have here is failure to communicate."

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
don't know the exact lines said by Shirley MacLaine aka Weiser in Steel Magnolias, but during the funeral scene when she slapped Malynn (Sally Field's character) and then said something along the lines of "It was just getting to damned serious in here" I thought that was perfect timing for some comic relief Actually I think it was Olympia's character Clairee saying something to that effect, but that scene was AWESOME!!

[Macarthur]

Matthew McConaghy on Dazed & Confused (I forget his character name)

"That's what I love about high school girls. I keep getting older and they stay the same age."

[TheDOCTORdre]

Originally posted by turbostud
"He aint all there is he? Is he?"
Dirty Steve from Young Guns
I love Young Guns heres a couple of quotes that I like from it

Charley Bowdre: Hey, Chavez, how come they ain't killing us?
"Dirty Steve" Stephens: Because we're in the spirit world, asshole. They can't see us

and

"Dirty Steve" Stephens: Did you guys see the size of that chicken?

[JasperDog94]

In "The Quest for the Holy Grail" when King Arthur asks the frechman to go ask his lord if he would like to join him in his quest for the Holy Grail, the frechman replies,

"He's already got one."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, it's very nice.":)

[pirate44]

"Guys and Dolls "
Sky Masterson (marlon brando): One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there, you're going to wind up with an ear full of cider

[JasperDog94]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I'll put my foot so far up your @$$ the water on my knee will quench your thirst!

Major Payne

(The first time I heard that I CRACKED up!!) There's sooooo many great lines in that movie.:)

"You want me to take yo mind off that needle? You might feel a little bit of pressure."

[pirate44]

"Guys and Dolls "
Sky Masterson (marlon brando): I am not putting the knock on dolls. It's just that they are something to have around only when they come in handy... like cough drops.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Macarthur
Matthew McConaghy on Dazed & Confused (I forget his character name)

"That's what I love about high school girls. I keep getting older and they stay the same age." :clap: Love this movie!! All of his lines are good. MM was Wooderson. :inlove:

[SwtwtrMstngs04]

Stealing harvard: I Need My Cheese!

[cunbed10]

Friday after Next: You H@*$ on this corner using the Lord to sell Pu@$&, DAyDAy you can't be talking to these old Ladies like that.

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Actually I think it was Olympia's character Clairee saying something to that effect, but that scene was AWESOME!!
I think you are right......

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by pirate4state
:clap: Love this movie!! All of his lines are good. MM was Wooderson. :inlove:
"Alright, alright, alright"......... ":gotta keep working for the City, keeps some change in my pocket"

[pirate4state]

This is fun -- just try and remember we CAN NOT use curse words on the board so make sure and edit your fave lines so that they are PG friendly! ;) :)

"I feel the need, the need for speed." - Top Gun

[cunbed10]

BAD Boyz II: Hey! you should C this daddy rat is humping the sh#@ out this momma rat, they F#@$ just like us.







Martin Lawrence and Will Smith

[TigerShark]

"COONS! Well, when raccoons try to get on the backporch, Mamma just nocks them off with a broom"

Gump

[spiveyrat]

Not from a movie, but my favorite "Norm-ism" from Cheers:

Norm enters the bar.
Everyone: "NORM"
Sam: "How's the world treatin' ya, Norm?"
Norm: "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milk-bone underwear"



:D

[TheDOCTORdre]

Shane Falco(Keanu Reeves): Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
The Replacements

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by spiveyrat
Not from a movie, but my favorite "Norm-ism" from Cheers:

Norm enters the bar.
Everyone: "NORM"
Sam: "How's the world treatin' ya, Norm?"
Norm: "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milk-bone underwear"



:D

Stop that! I laughed so hard, I nearly spit my drink out! :D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by spiveyrat
Not from a movie, but my favorite "Norm-ism" from Cheers:

Norm enters the bar.
Everyone: "NORM"
Sam: "How's the world treatin' ya, Norm?"
Norm: "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milk-bone underwear"



:D

Those Norm-sim's are GREAT!!!:clap:

[pirate44]

"The Right Stuff "
Gordon Cooper (Dennis Quaid): Who was the best pilot I ever saw? Well, uh, you're lookin' at 'im.

[onfirebball05mustang]

Originally posted by Cameronbystander

From Ferris Buhler's Day off:

Hey batter, batter, batter, Swingggggggg Batter!

i love that quote! Along with that one (on a more serious note) is one from Renaissance Man, quote from King Henry V

(this is the whole speech, only part was in the movie)


What's he that wishes so?
My cousin Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin;
If we are mark'd to die, we are enow
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost;
It yearns me not if men my garments wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet honour,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from England.
God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one man more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is call'd the feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian.'
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say 'These wounds I had on Crispian's day.'
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
Make him a member of the gentry, even if he is a commoner.
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

[CHS_CG]

"uh AS IF" -CLUELESS
"git r done"- Blue Colar Comedy tour

[spiveyrat]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Stop that! I laughed so hard, I nearly spit my drink out! :D

:D

[onfirebball05mustang]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
"uh AS IF" -CLUELESS
"git r done"- Blue Colar Comedy tour

sweet!

Go Coach Boone!

You look like a bunch of fifth grade sissies after a cat fight! You got anger, that's good you're gonna need it, you got aggression that's even better you're gonna need that, too. But any little two year old child can throw a fit! Football is about controlling that anger, harnessing that aggression into a team effort to achieve perfection!

[SwtwtrMstngs04]

Keanu Reeves: I know kung-**. we all know the movie.

[CHS_CG]

any line from Varsity Blues is good!

[onfirebball05mustang]

Originally posted by SwtwtrMstngs04
Keanu Reeves: I know kung-**. we all know the movie.

I speak one. [language] One Zero One Zero Zero. With that I could steal your money, your secrets, your sexual fantasies, your whole life. In any country, any time, any place I want. We multitask like you breathe. I couldn't think as slow as you if I tried.

and

Your kung ** is not strong

Taz 'Rat' Finch-The Core

now we're playing quote association lol

[SwtwtrMstngs04]

Haha good one.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by onfirebball05mustang
sweet!

Go Coach Boone!

You look like a bunch of fifth grade sissies after a cat fight! You got anger, that's good you're gonna need it, you got aggression that's even better you're gonna need that, too. But any little two year old child can throw a fit! Football is about controlling that anger, harnessing that aggression into a team effort to achieve perfection! Awww, Remember the Titans!! What a great movie filled with great lines!!

Blue: "Coach we need a water break"
Coach Boone: "What did you say?"
Blue: "We need a water break, we've been out here all day"
Coach Boone: "Water is for cowards, water is for washing blood off my uniforms and we don't get blood on my uniforms, boy you must be outside your mind!" "We're gonna do up/downs until Blue is no longer tired & thirsty!" blows the whistle :D

[onfirebball05mustang]

hah i was debating on putting that one! good job!:D

[pirate4state]

From the greatest modern day western: Tombstone

Ringo: "Do any of you have the guts to play for blood?"
Doc: "I'm your huckleberry & that's just my game."
Ringo: "Alright lunger - I'll put you out of your misery."
Doc: "Say when" ...

Wyatt: "You called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that...it says United States Marshall"
Ike: "Please Wyatt don't kill me"
Wyatt: "Take a good look at him Ike, the Cowboys are finished you understand me. I see a red sash, I kill the man wearing it. So run you cur, tell all the others I'm coming and HELLs coming with me! You hear, HELLs coming with me!"

[big daddy russ]

A couple from Top Gun:

"Goose you big stud...
Take me to bed or lose me forever."
-Meg Ryan


When they're in that last dogfight, Merlin's getting worried, and Maverick tells Merlin that he's bringing the MiG in closer...
"You're gonna do WHAT?"

[gobblerfan02]

Originally posted by pirate4state
From the greatest modern day western: Tombstone

Ringo: "Do any of you have the guts to play for blood?"
Doc: "I'm your huckleberry & that's just my game."
Ringo: "Alright lunger - I'll put you out of your misery."
Doc: "Say when" ...

Wyatt: "You called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that...it says United States Marshall"
Ike: "Please Wyatt don't kill me"
Wyatt: "Take a good look at him Ike, the Cowboys are finished you understand me. I see a red sash, I kill the man wearing it. So run you cur, tell all the others I'm coming and HELLs coming with me! You hear, HELLs coming with me!"

That's from the bestt movie ever made!

[La Grange]

"I hunt grizz."

A old mountain man said that in a classic western called Jerimiah Johnson. The first time I saw the movie this guy cracked me up, so it is my favorite line.

[ASUFrisbeeStud]

Dazed and Confused
Wooderson: "That's the thing I like about them high school girls, I keep getting older but they stay the saaaaammmmee age."

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by ASUFrisbeeStud
Dazed and Confused
Wooderson: "That's the thing I like about them high school girls, I keep getting older but they stay the saaaaammmmee age." Someone already posted that one, but that's okay! :D

[ASUFrisbeeStud]

Well heck.
Here's another good one from Wooderson.
"Just working for the city tryin to make a L I V I N'"

[pirate4state]

From Airplane!! :D :D

Doctor: "This woman needs to get to a hospital"
Flight Attendant: "What is it doctor?"
Doctor: "It's a big building with windows." :D :D

Pilot: "Surely, you can't be serious"
Doctor: "I am, and don't call me Shirley!"

From Die Hard:

"Who gives a sh*t about glass?"

and of course, "Yippe-ky-a mf" :eek:

[Keith7]

National Lampoon's Vacation:

Cousin Vicki:
I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold:
So, everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki:
Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

[Macarthur]

"...you can't handle the truth!"

-Col. Nathan Jessup

[CHSBaseball07]

"Mother of God" - Super Troopers haha

[Mustang22]

"They may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom"!!
Braveheart

[AP Panther Fan]

Okay, here's some more from Steel Magnolias :thumbsup:

Clairee to Weeza: Weeza, you sound almost chipper, what happened today...you run over a small child or something?


Weeza to Drum: You're a boil on the butt of humanity!


Weeza: He's a real gentleman. Bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.


One of the funniest parts is when Drum is served his piece of red velvet armadillo cake....the entire rear end and he says, " I always said there's nothing like a good piece of a$$"

[Maroon87]

"You are the assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. If this girl can't smell your qualifications a mile away, who needs her?"-Damone, talking to Rat in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High."

Also, just about any line in "Pulp Fiction."

[NSUTrumpet08]

Doc: "1.21 gigawatts!? 1.21 gigawatts!? Great Scott!"
Marty: "What the 'heck' is a gigawatt?"

One of my favorite movies of all time! :thumbsup:

[fballchick06]

uncle rico - we need something to make us look more legit
kip - gold bracelets?


from napoleon dynamite the best movie ever out on dvd december 21!

[Ranger354]

"Someone left the door open and the wrong dogs came home"!

Clint Eastwood - High Plains Drifter

[FootballChik98]

Super Troopers is a great movie

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by La Grange
"I hunt grizz."

A old mountain man said that in a classic western called Jerimiah Johnson. The first time I saw the movie this guy cracked me up, so it is my favorite line.

"Skin him pilgrim, and I'll get you another"

Will Geer to Robert Redford in Jeremiah Johnson.

[lobo12]

Remember the Titans

"I dont want them to gain another yard! You blitz all night! If they cross the line of scrimmage im gonna take every last one of you out. I want them to remember, forever, the night they played the Titans."


dont know if thats exactly how it goes but somethin like that

[SaxinFreak86]

"I do not want to go to school today, Mommy. I want to stay and bake cookies with you."

Heh, I just watched Space Jam with my lil brother the other day, lol.

"Everybody... everybody... everbody wants to be a cat!" lol, Who knows where that's from? lol. :D

[gobble_up03]

Originally posted by pirate4state
From the greatest modern day western: Tombstone

Ringo: "Do any of you have the guts to play for blood?"
Doc: "I'm your huckleberry & that's just my game."
Ringo: "Alright lunger - I'll put you out of your misery."
Doc: "Say when" ...

Wyatt: "You called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that...it says United States Marshall"
Ike: "Please Wyatt don't kill me"
Wyatt: "Take a good look at him Ike, the Cowboys are finished you understand me. I see a red sash, I kill the man wearing it. So run you cur, tell all the others I'm coming and HELLs coming with me! You hear, HELLs coming with me!"


Love that movie...my dad used to watch it everyday til he wore the tape out, then i bought him the DVD....still watches it everyday....."i've got two guns...one to shoot each of ya"

[pirate44]

"Goodfellas "
Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci): But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to ****in' amuse you?

[pirate44]

"Casino "
Ace Rothstein (Robert De Niro): No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead.

[pirate44]

man, i love mob movies :D :D

[pancho villa]

From Outlaw Josey Wales

We gona bury dem fellas?

to hell with them fellas, buzzards gotta eat same as worms.

[BIGGBROTHER]

"when your the leader everything is your fault" kevin spacey voice in Ants

"I always tell the truth even when i lie" Al Pacino Scarface

" I think i broke his ******* neck I think i broke his ******* neck"

the giant dude in the longest yard

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by pirate44
"Goodfellas "
Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci): But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to ****in' amuse you? That scene is classic!! :clap:

From the Godfather:

"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse" - Vito

[pirate44]

Originally posted by pirate4state
That scene is classic!! :clap:

From the Godfather:

"I made him an offer he couldn't refuse" - Vito
great movie! too many good quotes to list

[onfirebball05mustang]

The Rookie:

Lorri: Jim Morris, I'm a Texas woman, which means I don't need the help of a man to keep things running.
(Hooah!)
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Hunter: But Dad...
Jimmy: No buts about it... I'm getting enough butts as it is.

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Jimmy: You know what we get to do today, Brooks? We get to play baseball.

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Friday Night Lights:

Boobie Miles: I'm an athlete. I make straight As.
Reporter: In what subjects?
Boobie Miles: There's only one subject: football.

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Coach Gary Gaines: Hey, hey son! Come here. Where are you going?
Chris Comer: You don't want me to go in Coach?
Coach Gary Gaines: You're not wearing a helmet?
[Comer realizes he has no helmet on]
Coach Gary Gaines: My goodness gracious!

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Coach Gary Gaines: I've seen you fight. I've seen you not quit. Can you give me a great effort and just a little bit more. Can you be perfect?

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Coach Gary Gaines: [half-time speech] I want you to take a moment, and I want you to look each other in the eyes. I want you to put each other in your hearts forever because forever is about to happen here in just a few minutes. I want you to close your eyes, and I want you to think about Boobie Miles, who is your brother. And he would die to be out there in that field with you tonight. And I want you to put that in your hearts. Boys my heart is full. My heart is full.

I just love my sports movies!!!:D

[DawgFan91]

(smack, smack)Everytime I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen(smack, smack, smack)... In the G*#D*&@ refrigerator, eatin' up all the food... All the chicken, all the pig feet, all the collard green, all the hog maws. I wanna eat some of them chittlin', I love pig feet...

-John Witherspoon "Friday"

Another fav from Tombstone:

Johnny-"Well, I didn't think you had it in you"
Doc-"I'm your huckleberry... Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave"
Johnny-"Fight's not with you Holliday"
Doc-"I beg to differ sir, we started a game we never got to finish... play for blood, remember?"
Johnny-"I was just foolin' about"
Doc-"I wasn't... and this time, it's legal"

[crimson blood]

i think we all just got promoted...david crocket...

the alamo

[pancho villa]

lonesome dove

it ain't dyin I'm talken about its livin.

[Panther Ross]

Look below on my quote.

Man On Fire

[lobo dad]

Originally posted by pancho villa
lonesome dove

it ain't dyin I'm talken about its livin.

GREAT MOVIE

My favorite quote is:

"He must be the dumbest son-of-a-b!+@# ever, but he shore is fast!"

Forrest Gump

[BlitzemAll]

He shoulda armed himself if hes going to decorate his saloon with my friend...."the Unforgiven"

dyin ain't much of a livin boy....the outlaw Josie Wales

[turbostud]

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
John Belushi-Animal House

[Ranger354]

Originally posted by La Grange
"I hunt grizz."

A old mountain man said that in a classic western called Jerimiah Johnson. The first time I saw the movie this guy cracked me up, so it is my favorite line.

"Skin that one Pilgrim and I will bring you anothern"!

When the griz is chasing the old guy and he runs through the cabin and jumps out the window. He is doing this and laughing histerically.......