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20dawgz05
11-23-2004, 04:37 PM
WOMEN BUMPER STICKERS

1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

2. GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.

3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN,
I AIN'T GOING.

4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE
WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.

6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN...
SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY
THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.

8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN-AND I HAVE A GUN.

11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE...WHO CARES?

12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.

13. AND YOUR POINT IS...?

14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT,
SO PLEASE SHUT UP.

18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS
THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.

20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.

23. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.

24. DON'T UPSET ME!
I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
jason
11-23-2004, 04:38 PM
im offended by those remarks...please ROM the poster....
20dawgz05
11-23-2004, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by jason
im offended by those remarks...please ROM the poster....
uhm.... read #11 & 13..... and SHUT UP!!!!! :p
SINTON81
11-23-2004, 04:43 PM
#23 is very interisting, #8 was very funny.:)
pirate4state
11-23-2004, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by jason
im offended by those remarks...please ROM the poster.... :rolleyes: :tongue: :D
jason
11-23-2004, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by 20dawgz05
uhm.... read #11 & 13..... and SHUT UP!!!!! :p im still offended
Keith7
11-23-2004, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by jason
im offended by those remarks...please ROM the poster....

i agree.. this is very degrading.. ROM HER!!
CHS_CG
11-23-2004, 05:16 PM
i have 2 other ones

1) I am suffering from PMS.. Puttin-up-with Mens S**T!

2) WARNING!! Contents under pressure. attitude may go off causing serious injury if agitated!
jason
11-23-2004, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by Keith7
i agree.. this is very degrading.. ROM HER!! im glad im not the only one brave enough to step forward...i propose a plan to ROM all women.....














:D :D :D :D
LH Panther Mom
11-23-2004, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by jason
im glad im not the only one brave enough to step forward...i propose a plan to ROM all women.....

:eek: *slap* :D
Ranger Mom
11-23-2004, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by jason
im glad im not the only one brave enough to step forward...i propose a plan to ROM all women.....

Jason!! Don't EVEN go there!!:hand:
footballgal
11-23-2004, 06:42 PM
:clap: :D
jason
11-23-2004, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Jason!! Don't EVEN go there!!:hand: i aint skurred of you :inlove:
AP Panther Fan
11-23-2004, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Jason!! Don't EVEN go there!!:hand:

Ha ha....I think SHE JUST TOLD YOU!:D
jason
11-23-2004, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Ha ha....I think SHE JUST TOLD YOU!:D nah, she knows better :D :D :D




















:inlove:











and yes, i know...you own me.....
Wildcat81
11-23-2004, 08:08 PM
Jason you can't win against a woman.
jason
11-23-2004, 08:12 PM
where there's a will....theres a way....

:D :D :D
LH Panther Mom
11-23-2004, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by jason
where there's a will....theres a way....

:D :D :D

HA! It will NEVER happen! :D
Ranger Mom
11-23-2004, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by jason
where there's a will....theres a way....

:D :D :D

Ya think?? I guess you had better have your "will" in order!!:D
20dawgz05
11-23-2004, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Wildcat81
Jason you can't win against a woman.
Jason MEMORIZE that!!!!.... and Keith and Jason if i was rommed who would yall argue with or whose dog would u make fun of for being gay!!!... come on guys lets be smart!!!!
hawkfan65
11-23-2004, 08:44 PM
W0W those are really good i need to get some!