Let's write a song...I'll start

[Buckeye80]

I used to have a pet iguana.....

[crzyjournalist03]

I had named him Marijuana...

[Buckeye80]

One day I got him a girlfriend....

[BulldogGrl64]

Cause good lovin' is what he was missin'.....

[bulldogvet85]

found out she was an orphin.....

[crzyjournalist03]

when they got together this is what she was singin':

"I l-l-love Marijuana. I l-l-love Marijuana. I l-l-love Marijuana...he's one studly iguana."

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[bulldogvet85]

now here comes his mama......

[Buckeye80]

Oooooooooo (breaker strain) oooooooooooooooo..ah

[BulldogGrl64]

So his mama didn't like her and wanted to get rid of her....

[EAGLETOWN]

She can't stand that little BASTARD iguana.

Cause his Pop left her when he was three.

And he left with her on her knees!!

[Buckeye80]

So Marijuana struck out on his own.....

[BulldogGrl64]

So he went to Palm Harbor and bought a trailer home....

[Buckeye80]

And his mama cried!! Cause if there's one thing that she don't need, it's another hungry mouth to feed in the ghetto.....in the ghetto.....sorry!!

And his mama cried..........

[crzyjournalist03]

BREAK IN SONG: Hold on guys...now the story's getting way too conufing...his momma didn't like the girl, so he moved out and bought a trailer home away from his mom, and now his mom has another mouth to feed? This isn't going anywhere. And on another side note, is that "B" word allowed on this board? I'd hate to see someone get in trouble in a silly thread like this.

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[BulldogGrl64]

I really miss my baby and I just want him to come home....

[BulldogGrl64]

crzyjournalist03:
BREAK IN SONG: Hold on guys...now the story's getting way too conufing...his momma didn't like the girl, so he moved out and bought a trailer home away from his mom, and now his mom has another mouth to feed? This isn't going anywhere. And on another side note, is that "B" word allowed on this board? I'd hate to see someone get in trouble in a silly thread like this.Ok lets re-cap....his mama lives in the ghetto and doesn't like his girlfriend, so he moved out and bought a trailer home and now his mama is sad and wants her baby back. I don't know about the other mouth to fee, unless she's got another baby daddy somewhere in the song that we missed. LOL :D

[crzyjournalist03]

BulldogGrl64:

crzyjournalist03:
BREAK IN SONG: Hold on guys...now the story's getting way too conufing...his momma didn't like the girl, so he moved out and bought a trailer home away from his mom, and now his mom has another mouth to feed? This isn't going anywhere. And on another side note, is that "B" word allowed on this board? I'd hate to see someone get in trouble in a silly thread like this.Ok lets re-cap....his mama lives in the ghetto and doesn't like his girlfriend, so he moved out and bought a trailer home and now his mama is sad and wants her baby back. I don't know about the other mouth to fee, unless she's got another baby daddy somewhere in the song that we missed. LOL :D maybe that's what that long Ooooooo was? :D lol.

[crzyjournalist03]

I never should have made him gooo...

[BulldogGrl64]

:D [/qb][/QUOTE]maybe that's what that long Ooooooo was? :D lol.[/QB][/QUOTE]

LOL Yeah the other baby daddy came in during the break and then said peace out before anyone even knew he was there! :D

[BulldogGrl64]

So they live in a trailer and they ain't got no money....

[Buckeye80]

OK let's hang with Marijuana and his girlfriend have just ditched his Mom's place, and they live in a trailor in Palm Harbor. No more references to the mother......GO

[crzyjournalist03]

all they live off of is water and honey...

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[Buckeye80]

And his girl can't cook, so the eggs are always runny........(gotta name the girlfriend)

[BulldogGrl64]

Marijuana has no job and a warrant for his arrest....

[BulldogGrl64]

His girlfriend's name is Shaniqua and she has small breasts....

[crzyjournalist03]

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[Buckeye80]

The only thing he has to his name is a purply sequinned veeeeeessssstttt.....

(Should we maybe pick a tune out before writing the song?) JAT

[crzyjournalist03]

and he told her,

"Sell Sell Sell Sell all the Sequins. Sell Sell Sell Sell all the Sequins. Sell Sell Sell Sell all the Sequins, before they find me and dress me like a penguin!"

[Buckeye80]

Allright, that was inspirational...Now we'll write a song where everyone puts in one line including the name of the town where they live or are from. People from the same town, feel free to contribute......the tune is....ummmm..."Here I go Again" from Whitesnake. For those younger posters, it goes, "Here I go again on my own, duh-duh duuuhh duh, Goin' down the only road I've ever known."

[Buckeye80]

Someone start....anyone

[Buckeye80]

Yeah..we probably should kill it now. Thanks for the input though. I'll put it on paper, and see how it sounds.

[BHKrystal06]

LMAO! Ya'll are CRAZY!

[Tanglefoot]

This is the funniest thing I've ever read. Keep it going!!!

[BulldogGrl64]

I'm goin' to Dripping Springs this Friday....duh-duh duuuhh duh....gonna watch the Marion Bulldogs play Liberty Hill.

How's that Buckeye80?

[JasperDog94]

"Here I am again in the endzone, duh-duh duuuh duh
I just scored and I was standing all alone, duh-duh duuuh duh
Maybe coach will feed this this dawg another bone, duuuh duuuh duh
But I've made up my mind,
I'm gonna score just one more time,
Well here I go again...

[BulldogGrl64]

JasperDog94:
"Here I am again in the endzone, duh-duh duuuh duh
I just scored and I was standing all alone, duh-duh duuuh duh
Maybe coach will feed this this dawg another bone, duuuh duuuh duh
But I've made up my mind,
I'm gonna score just one more time,
Well here I go again...Dang! That was freakin' good! LOL :D

[DOGcatcher]

like a player I was born to strike alone....duh duh duuuuh duuh duh.. But I've Made up my mind,, Duh Duh duh, I ain't waisting no more pine, Here I stride again.. Duh Duuh Duh.. Here I stride again...

[LogieJoeBean001]

Palm Harbor is not a place, it's a brand of mobile home......Anyway, here I go.....

Shaniqua, in her unique way,
Told Iguana he gots to go cause he was too throwed

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[BulldogGrl64]

LogieJoeBean001:
Palm Harbor is not a place, it's a brand of mobile home......Anyway, here I go.....

Shaniqua, in her unique way,
Told Iguana he gots to go cause he was too throwedYou go to Palm Harbor homes to pick out your Palm Harbor....haven't you seen the commercials? LOL

[LogieJoeBean001]

Man, this is what I get for not reading the SECOND page! Bad me, bad me. I'm a day late and a dollar short here. How embarrassing! Oh well, that's what I live for, TO EMBARRASS MY KIDS!!!!

he he he!

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[Showtime33]

Im going to make up my own song.... Its called "One Dream" by me, Greg.

It started way back in August, during the hot 2 a days.
Everyteam had a dream, that this year they could go all the way.

As the season went along, some team's hopes disappeared.
But for a select few the dream is still alive and the playoffs here.

Now its time to prove which teams are better than the rest.
Because when its all said and done only two 3A teams will be able to say that they were the best.

For the Crandall Pirates, they hope that they will be one of the two teams.
Because all year they have been working for one reason, for One Dream.

Chorus:
(The Road is hard, the road is tough.
But you got to keep fighting, dont ever give up.

You will have your ups, you will have your downs.
But you want to still be playing when December
rolls around.

Everyone wants to be the number one team.
Cause everybody wants to achieve that One Dream.)

In the playoffs the stakes are high.
You either win or you say goodbye.

You got to give it everything you got.
And for the Seniors, its their last shot.

Their last chance to seize that dream.
To be remembered as a part of an elite team.

So play every down hard, dont cut any slack.
Its do or die now, no turning back.

Chorus:
The Road is hard, the road is tough.
But you got to keep fighting, dont ever give up.

You will have your ups, you will have your downs.
But you want to still be playing when December
rolls around.

Everyone wants to be the number one team.
Cause everybody wants to achieve that One Dream.)

[BulldogGrl64]

Dang Showtime33 that's a nice song! How long did it take you to come up with all of that?

[Showtime33]

To be honest with you, I wrote it in like 10 minutes. In my spare time, I write songs. Thanks for the kind words about it.

[BulldogGrl64]

Showtime33:
To be honest with you, I wrote it in like 10 minutes. In my spare time, I write songs. Thanks for the kind words about it.Anytime Showtime! Oh I just made a rhyme! LOL But seriously, that really was a good song I give it 2 thumbs up! :D

[whrtntig1]

..but he says, "mountains aint needed, just molehills..

[PPHSfan]

Forney has a little lamb
It's face is white as snow
Friday where Forney's going
Unfotunatley Wills Point has to go

[LogieJoeBean001]

We live down by the River,
We make 'em shake and shiver,
Come Friday night, they'll see the light,
We're gonna play with all our might,
Which will give them a fright,
We'll seize the day and play ball our way,
That's the way it'll be, a solid VICTORY!

THERE IS NO LIMIT!!!!!

[Ranger Mom]

Okay, here's my song - And I DON'T write songs. For some reason this tune just got stuck in my head when I was reading this thread.

Sung to the tune of the "Beverly Hillbillies"

Now listen to a story bout the Rangers from Greenwood
Their season wasn’t perfect, but I think they’re really good.

They are going to the play-offs, in San Angelo we’ll see,
If they can beat the Badgers in a play-off victory.

Saturday Night
ASU Stadium
BE THERE

Well the first thing they do is work hard all week.
There is no rest for the Rangers , for the victory they seek.

The Badgers want it bad, it will be a free-for-all.
As the two teams fight it out for that Golden Football.

Smash-mouth
Slobber-knockin
Cheering Fans

The Greenwood Rangers

(Banjo music)

Ya’ll come back now – ya hear??

[JasperDog94]

Nice Ranger Mom. I'm impressed. :)

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[BulldogGrl64]

Ranger Mom you simply amazed me with that song! LOL I liked it, I was even singing along! LOL :D

[Ranger Mom]

LOL!! I guess I have missed my calling..huh??

I can't tell you how many different words I have put to that tune over the years.

For some reason, that tune always seems to pop-up when I need to come up with a "diddy"!

[BulldogGrl64]

LOL you can do the music career on the side! :D

[BulldogGrl64]

I can see it now....Ranger Mom's greatest hits. It will be different songs, just to the same tune. LOL :D

[Ranger Mom]

BulldogGrl64:
I can see it now....Ranger Mom's greatest hits. It will be different songs, just to the same tune. LOL :D ROFLMAO----that was freaking hilarious.

I had to show my boss and she even thought it was funny...in fact she asked me for my autograph!!

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[BulldogGrl64]

Ranger Mom:

BulldogGrl64:
I can see it now....Ranger Mom's greatest hits. It will be different songs, just to the same tune. LOL :D ROTFLMAO----that was freaking hilarious.

I had to show my boss and she even thought it was funny...in fact she asked me for my autograph!!LOL Hey as long as I get an autograph too! LOL :D

[Showtime33]

Crandall vs Canton this Friday night.
And you can bet ur bottom dollar that its going to be a fight.

Canton is sure that they can fly away with a win.
But as Lee Corso would say, "Not So Fast My Friend".

Everytime Canton plays Crandall, they go down in defeat.
The Pirates are a team that the Eagles just cant beat.

Crandall's offense will flow like a stream, better yet a river.
Unlike the Pirates, the Eagles just cant deliver.

Canton is happy because they finally made it back to the playoffs at last.
Just too bad its going to end so fast.

Now there is nothing Canton can do, there is no turning back.
Nothing can prepare them for this Pirate attack.

Crandall will beat them, like no other.
Only thing i can suggest to Canton is to duck and cover.

This team you are playing Friday night, it isnt Eustace and it isnt Kemp.
Crandall is going to hit you so hard that all of Canton will be walking with a limp.

Come Friday night, Cantons dream will go away.
Oh well look on the bright side, it will give them some extra time to get ready for the next First Monday.

[Showtime33]

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[PPHSfan]

Showtime33:
.....Come Friday night, Cantons dream will go away.
Oh well look on the bright side, it will give them some extra time to get ready for the next First Monday.Great Line

[BulldogGrl64]

Yet another good tune from Showtime! LOL :D

[PPHSfan]

There was a genius on the 3ADownLow and PPHSfan was his name OH!

P P H S fan OH!

P P H S fan OH!

P P H S fan OH!

and PPHSfan was his name OH!

There was a genius......

[BulldogGrl64]

PPHSfan:
There was a genius on the 3ADownLow and PPHSfan was his name OH!

P P H S fan OH!

P P H S fan OH!

P P H S fan OH!

and PPHSfan was his name OH!

There was a genius......LMAO! :D

[JasperDog94]

Sing the following using the tune "Amazing Grace"

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip,
that started in this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship."

[Ranger Mom]

Showtime33 - you are good!!

Write one to a tune we all know, so we can sing along!!!

[SintonFan]

Ranger Mom:
Okay, here's my song - And I DON'T write songs. For some reason this tune just got stuck in my head when I was reading this thread.

Sung to the tune of the "Beverly Hillbillies"

Now listen to a story bout the Rangers from Greenwood
Their season wasn’t perfect, but I think they’re really good.

They are going to the play-offs, in San Angelo we’ll see,
If they can beat the Badgers in a play-off victory.

Saturday Night
ASU Stadium
BE THERE

Well the first thing they do is work hard all week.
There is no rest for the Rangers , for the victory they seek.

The Badgers want it bad, it will be a free-for-all.
As the two teams fight it out for that Golden Football.

Smash-mouth
Slobber-knockin
Cheering Fans

The Greenwood Rangers

(Banjo music)

Ya’ll come back now – ya hear??Arghhhhh!
I can't get this song out of head!
That's a little too good Ranger Mom. wink

[Showtime33]

Ok, here is one to the beat of Tim McGraw's "Dont Take The Girl" Its called "The Eagles Will Go"

The Canton Eagles were looking for sucess, in 2003.
They made it to the playoffs and everyone was happy.

My friend looked at me and smiled, said theres no way Canton will win.
This game will be over before it ever begins.

(Chorus)

(Then I said,this isnt Kemp, this isnt Eustace, this isnt Brownsboro.
This is the Crandall Pirates they are facing, and can they beat them Hell No!!!!

Crandall will win we know.
And out of the playoffs the Eagles will go.)

Same old Canton, same old Crandall, year after year.
Everytime these two meet up, all Canton is left with is tears.

But this year Canton thinks is different, they think they have a shot.
But I got news for them, a real playoff team they are not.

(Chorus)
So Please, tell me they no better, they are just joking right?
Because they got to be out of their mind if they think they will beat Crandall Friday night.

Even the biggest Canton fan must know.
That this Friday, out of the playoffs The Eagles will go.)

Same old Eagles, same old Pirates, game time is finally here.
The Crandall Pirates are ready to attack, they can sense Canton's fear.

After the final seconds ticked off, of the game Canton said they would win.
They lost 44-0 and their season came to an end.

(Chorus)
Then I said, did Canton really think that they were going to win?
I guess its time for them to go back to the old drawing board again.

There season is over they know.
To air up the basketballs,now the Eagles will go.)

[Mad Dawg 20/20]

I wanna be a BULLDOG BABY!
With a pick and roll, and here we go.
I spend all my time on 3a down low

BULLDOG BABY!!

You'll hear our Dawgs bark'n, when our bus rolls in.

BULLDOGS BABY!!

Running all night under the Friday night lights, cuz we got one thing in our sights.

3-PEAT BABY!!!!!

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[spiveyrat]

JasperDog94:
Sing the following using the tune "Amazing Grace"

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip,
that started in this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship."...And of course, the reverse is true. Try to sing Amazing Grace to the tune of Gilligan's Island. It's pretty funny! :D

[Buckeye80]

Y'all have really impressed me. I was just trying to keep the board active yesterday, but y'all have outdone yourselves with the creativity. I am clapping for all of you as we speak....well, when I finish typing.

[Ranger Mom]

Those are great!!

(I'm even kinda proud of my amateurish attempt!!)

[Showtime33]

You did a great job Ranger Mom, i liked urs a lot. :)

[BHS#1]

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