The impossible sentence

[Chief Woodman]

There is no way to write the following sentence properly.

In English there are three twos.
In English there are three too's.
In English there are three to's.

[jason]

ha, going with senseless knowledge...

the longest word you can type with your left hand, using the proper typing technique and figer locations is:

stewardesses

[Holmes_Fans]

The longest word you can type using just the top row of keys is Typewriter