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GOFOR2
11-17-2004, 10:58 PM
if he played Golf at Bushwood?

GOFOR2
11-18-2004, 09:54 AM
I think he would stiff the caddies.

jason
11-18-2004, 09:55 AM
i played there and shot 71...easy course

:D :D :D

PPHSfan
11-18-2004, 09:56 AM
But on the caddie's death beds they would receive total consciousness .

pirate4state
11-18-2004, 10:03 AM
So they got that going for them. :D

GOFOR2
11-18-2004, 10:20 AM
LMAO!
I never slice!!

Sinton94
11-18-2004, 10:25 AM
CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pirate4state
11-18-2004, 10:25 AM
get back to work ppl!! We got some golfers to kill! :D :D ROFL

GOFOR2
11-18-2004, 10:37 AM
Dont you guys have a home?!?!?!

RiverRat19
11-18-2004, 10:40 AM
Originally posted by pirate4state
So they got that going for them. :D

Which is nice....

Bubba-Joe
11-18-2004, 10:41 AM
Bubba Joe and the Daiia Lama went quial huntin a couple of years back - That ole boy never fired a shot
Birds would just fly up to him and die
Ole Bubba had never seen nothin like that before
Ole Dalia can pitch a mean game of washers too

RiverRat19
11-18-2004, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by GOFOR2
LMAO!
I never slice!!

Hey- Captian Hook! Where's that grand you owe me?

pirate4state
11-18-2004, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by RiverRat19
Hey- Captian Hook! Where's that grand you owe me? LOL!!!

Spaulding, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

GOFOR2
11-18-2004, 11:38 AM
50 bucks he picks his nose.......another 50 he eats it!!!

pirate4state
11-18-2004, 12:02 PM
Be the ball Danny.

GOFOR2
11-18-2004, 12:04 PM
Thank you very little.

pirate4state
11-18-2004, 12:10 PM
Gunga-ga-lunga :D

I wish I could remember more of Rodney Daingerfield's lines -- his scene in the golf/pro shop (whatever it's called) was off the charts!! ROFL

Gonna have to watch it again -- soon...like tonight. :clap:

Johnny Utah
11-18-2004, 12:28 PM
There is no betting at Bushwood Sir!!!!

RiverRat19
11-18-2004, 12:32 PM
I hear this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell them you're Jewish....

Whoa! This is the worst looking hat I've ever seen. You buy this and they give you a free bowl of soup? Oh, it looks great on you...
:rolleyes:

Johnny Utah
11-18-2004, 12:33 PM
Hang on Junior!!! We're going to get DADDY!!!!! Oh! Wrong movie!!!

RiverRat19
11-18-2004, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by Johnny Utah
Hang on Junior!!! We're going to get DADDY!!!!! Oh! Wrong movie!!!

The two brothers Evelle (John Goodman) and Gale with H.I.'s Mrs- Ed (Holly Hunter)

Ed: You mean you busted out of jail?
Evelle: No, ma'am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance.
Gale: What my brother here means to say is that we felt that the institution no longer had anything to offer us.

Classic.....

coiled2strike
11-18-2004, 01:58 PM
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GOFOR2
11-18-2004, 02:35 PM
Whoa!!!!Look at that..The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!!

RiverRat19
11-18-2004, 02:48 PM
FORE!!!!....

I shoulda yelled "TWO!"

GOFOR2
11-18-2004, 02:54 PM
its the hospital calling, "just put a tube down her throat, I'll be there in about 4 or 5 hours"

RiverRat19
11-18-2004, 02:57 PM
Beeper getting out of the lake:
"Hey guys, save me a toke!"

JasperDog94
11-18-2004, 03:01 PM
A flute without holes isn't a flute. A doughnut without a hole is a danish.

PPHSfan
11-18-2004, 05:13 PM
And this is my nice..."Lacey Underall"

PPHSfan
11-18-2004, 05:14 PM
"It's not my fault no one can understand you...you fuzzy little foreigner."