20dawgz05
11-14-2004, 10:01 PM
What Sex Are They?
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished,
with its tongue hanging out.
ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can
always see right through them.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go
anywhere you have to light a fire
under it...and, of course, there's the
hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retainwater.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last
5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female....Ha! You thought I'd say male. But
consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know
the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished,
with its tongue hanging out.
ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can
always see right through them.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go
anywhere you have to light a fire
under it...and, of course, there's the
hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retainwater.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the bottom.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last
5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female....Ha! You thought I'd say male. But
consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost
without it, and while he doesn't always know
the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.