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BulldogGrl64
12-18-2003, 04:40 PM
Texas Phrases

The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.
Translation: Someone who is not very intelligent.

Tighter than bark on a tree.
Translation: Someone who is noot very generous.

Big hat, but no cattle.
Translation: Someone who is all talk and no action.

We've howdied but we ain't shook yet.
Translation: We've made a brief acquaintance, but have not been formally introduced.

He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
Translation: He has a pretty high opinion of himself.

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.
Translation: (self-explanatory).

S/He's got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Translation: S/He talks too much.

It's so dry the trees are bribin' the dogs.
Translation: We really could use a little rain around here.

Just because a chicken has wings don't mean it can fly!
Translation: Appearances can be deceptive.

This ain't my first rodeo.
Translation: I've been around awhile.

He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.
Translation: Someone who is certainly not the most handsome of men.

They ate supper before they said grace.
Translation: People who are living in sin.

You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make 'em biscuits!
Translation: You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn't change what it is.

Wildcat81
12-18-2003, 04:46 PM
Yep that true.

luiscfrmNorthwoodUniv
12-18-2003, 07:23 PM
yep true,

also when living in a small town...
"you can't fart cause eveyone will smell it",
Translation: Everyone knows ur business.

slpybear the bullfan
12-18-2003, 09:41 PM
Also add...

"I might have been born yesterday, but I did stay up all night."

See - "this ain't my first rodeo."

spiveyrat
12-19-2003, 07:44 AM
I'm as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockers! - No explanation required.

Old No. 7
12-19-2003, 08:12 AM
LOL. Very true. :) :)

JCM
12-19-2003, 10:02 AM
Ride bulls, meet nurses.
Translation: Some activities have higher risks than others

duckbutter
12-19-2003, 02:37 PM
Nervous as a dog crapping a peach seed.

callandraise
12-19-2003, 06:36 PM
Just because your breath smells like ape ---- don't make you Tarzan

Old Cardinal
12-19-2003, 08:22 PM
Happy as the blind hog that found a green acorn!----Euphoric--

slpybear the bullfan
12-19-2003, 11:47 PM
"He chose his parents poorly." - He isn't very bright.

SintonFan
12-20-2003, 02:23 AM
LOL!
We've enjoyed these. http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/cool/cool-smiley-003.gif

Old Cardinal
12-20-2003, 03:28 PM
Over in southeast Texas, you some time hear "That county is as poor as gar-broth" ...What that has reference to- is that in the olden days when folks had smokehouses they ate the beef, pork, deer, and catfish jerky first. The least desireable meat was the jerky made from the garfish out of the bayous and rivers. It was used as a last resort for food stuffs and if any was left over, it was sometime used to feed the hounddogs etc: