You know you're country when.......

[Port_town_texas]

......the object to this post is for you to add on to it. Good luck!

[pirate44]

Driver's Ed. was a joke for you and all your classmates, since you've all been driving since you were 10.

[44INAROW]

.. you go to a family reunion to pick up women/men

[BIGGBROTHER]

Your truck can go anywhere
or so you believe

[Port_town_texas]

u know ur country when u can create a letter like this to a girl....



What cha' doin?
Howdy, Ta'kesha

I drove by yer my crib yesterday, and saw you out in tha under the tree and I knew I had to weather you.
I just had my neon landed and I'd love to storm with you in tha back of it!.
I've wanted to go out with you since I saw yer name written on the bathroom wall down at brookshire's. Anyway, why don't you come over tonight for Ray's drive inn?
I found a big'ole cricket down tha road and I'd love to share it with you if you'd come by and cook it fur us?
To show you how much I happy you, I've spray painted yer name blue on tha side of tha school down town!

Luv, keenan

[espn1]

When your mom calls you in the bathroom and says, man look at the size of that one.:D :D :D

[3afan]

Originally posted by espn1
When your mom calls you in the bathroom and says, man look at the size of that one.:D :D :D

:eek:

[tmac]

......whats wrong with that???

[handNthedirt]

...you have 8 teeth and 3 of them are in your pocket.

[onfirebball05mustang]

...its normal to drive a tractor to school

[District303aPastPlayer]

you work without a shirt, and your husband does too

[GreenMonster]

the school system provides specific trash cans for snuff users

[CHS_CG]

...when you missed 5th grade graduation bc u had jury duty

[Port_town_texas]

that's a good 1!:clap: :) :) :D :clap:

[cunbed10]

You ride around with an house air condition in your window.

[ranger]

you kiss your huntin' dog, before you kiss your wife in the morning!

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by ranger
you kiss your huntin' dog, before you kiss your wife in the morning!

GROSSSSSS!!!!

[Ranger Mom]

You are happy that the 9 most recent threads on the downlow have your name on them as the last poster!!

(Sorry Aaron...I couldn't resist)!!:D

[District303aPastPlayer]

nm

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
nm

Hey!!! What makes you think I live in the country??

Actually I don't understand where we ended up with that name.

It sure isn't Green and there's hardly any Wood.

Here is a pic of a windstorm that just bout blew my new baby tree out of the ground. Don't I have a lovely view out my front window??

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/RangerMom1/windy.jpg

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/RangerMom1/windy.jpg

umm... you DO live in the country. . . aint nothing around. . .

[Ranger Mom]

Why did you edit the post?

[District303aPastPlayer]

just cause. :D

[Keith7]

that is an exciting view ranger mom..

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Keith7
that is an exciting view ranger mom..

Isn't it though??:D

The backyard is where we spend all our time, so that's what we concentrated on the year.

Here is my pond!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/RangerMom1/backyard.jpg

Here is the patio me and my husband designed and poured - BY OURSELVES!! (This pic was taken right after it was through, so the grass hadn't grown back in)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/RangerMom1/backyard3.jpg

This was taken from the deck of the pool - all the concrete you see was poured by me and my husband throughout the summer! The pipe you see will eventually be a covered patio.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/RangerMom1/backyard2.jpg


I may live in the country, but I am not TOTALLY hokie!! :nerd:

[GreenMonster]

you know you're country when you pour your own patio and plan to hang your own porch covering. Sounds like someone whose post is right before this one, huh. :evilgrin:

[BigTex]

......You have to go toward town to hunt. ;)

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
you know you're country when you pour your own patio and plan to hang your own porch covering. Sounds like someone whose post is right before this one, huh. :evilgrin:

:tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

We're not country....we're just poor!!

[lepfan]

Originally posted by onfirebball05mustang
...its normal to drive a tractor to school

That has been done up here...LOL...lots of kids drive their quads to school...

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by onfirebball05mustang
...its normal to drive a tractor to school

My step-nephew took his girlfriend to prom on a tractor!

[Port_town_texas]

when you have a pet pig as ur dog!

[CHS_CG]

when you have a rehersal dinner at hooters for your wifes cousins wedding!

[lobo dad]

U know your county when you can relate to all these posts.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

I live in the country, and have all my life....:(

[LH Panther Mom]

BBDE, it's more like "You might be a redneck...." - that kind of "country". I guess I'm with lobo dad, since I can relate to a lot of them.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

I'm proud of being country. :D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
BBDE, it's more like "You might be a redneck...." - that kind of "country". I guess I'm with lobo dad, since I can relate to a lot of them.

Gee thanks...I just realized I am more country than I thought!!:D

[LH Panther Mom]

Well, maybe "redneck" was a little strong in your case, RM. ;)

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Well, maybe "redneck" was a little strong in your case, RM. ;)

I have to admit I probably DO have some "redneck" tendencies...but I swear, my husband is NOT my brother, uncle or cousin!!:D

[Ranger354]

When you go to a highschool football game and there is a horse tied up and the ticket gate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Actually happened in Skidmore, Tex last year!

[sinpirate]

For those of us in the Corpus Christi area: According to Channel Six Sportscaster, Art Mack, if you don't live in Corpus Christi proper, then you are out in the country. Therefore, there are a whole lot of us who are country.

[pirate44]

when you dress your son up as a coon hunter for haloween and then take him coon hunting right after.