Who would win if all the mascots got into a huge fight???

[Keith7]

I think a leopard is a pretty tough mascot.. and we are facing another bearcat team which are pretty wimpy.. so i was thinkin.. who has the toughest mascot in 3A



http://www.bearcatgetaway.com/cool_stuff/cool_stuff_images/bearcat_photo_left.jpg
VS
http://www.nationmaster.com/images/enc/L/Leopard.jpg

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by Keith7
I think a leopard is a pretty tough mascot.. and we are facing another bearcat team which are pretty wimpy.. so i was thinkin.. who has the toughest mascot in 3A come on dude....The Pirates would pull up..tie off their ship...grab their muskets, etc...and lay waste to the Leopards....then they'd go back to the ship and have a party. :D

[kepdawg]

Never really thought about a Leopard being tough; however, they are supposed to be pretty good at running!

[LH Panther Mom]

Tie between the Blizzards & the Whirlwinds, followed by the Tarrapins and Red Ants.

[Keith7]

Originally posted by IHStangFan
come on dude....The Pirates would pull up..tie off their ship...grab their muskets, etc...and lay waste to the Leopards....then they'd go back to the ship and have a party. :D

ok i guess i need to set rules to this fight.. they fight in a huge arena.. no ships are allowed.. and any pirates are only allowed to have 10 bullets

[mwynn05]

are you just changing the rules so the leopard can win?:confused: :confused: hehe

[Keith7]

ok and another rule.. there is a tornado shelter for mascots to use located in 4 corners of the arena..

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by Keith7
ok i guess i need to set rules to this fight.. they fight in a huge arena.. no ships are allowed.. and any pirates are only allowed to have 10 bullets BUUUUUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOL!!! okay....same rules apply for the Vaqueros, Cowboys, Raiders, etc??

[Keith7]

Originally posted by IHStangFan
BUUUUUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOL!!! okay....same rules apply for the Vaqueros, Cowboys, Raiders, etc??

yes... and any animals can wear bulletproof vests too if they choose to do so

[Keith7]

Originally posted by mwynn05
are you just changing the rules so the leopard can win?:confused: :confused: hehe

no way i wouldnt do that

[flourface]

come on, all of yall know that a GOBBLER would whip every mascot there is:D .....jk, a gobbler would be the first one eliminated

[Bulldog_12]

Ok, Jasper Bulldog in a bulletproof vest that has two machine guns strapped to his back with 5 bullets in each. oh, and a helmet.

[flourface]

bulldogs are too fat and slow

[Keith7]

Originally posted by Bulldog_12
Ok, Jasper Bulldog in a bulletproof vest that has two machine guns strapped to his back with 5 bullets in each. oh, and a helmet.

no helmets.. and the machine guns must first be registered with the judges to make sure that they are not human automated.. the bulldog must be able to shoot them himself

[IHStangFan]

and Mustangs, Bulls, Bulldogs, Lions, Tigers, Bears, (oh my)....their legs are all hobbled...all except the Leopards..... ;)

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by flourface
bulldogs are too fat and slow and contrary to the beliefs of some around here....Turkeys CAN fly...so the Gobblers have an air attack as well...

[mwynn05]

the eagle would have a chance but i bet he would have to have his wings clipped ya know the leopard needs an advantage

[Bulldog_12]

What if, say hypothetically, the bulldog had a small microchip in his brain that allowed the bulldog to fire the guns with his mind? And they may be slow, but it would be like a mini tank in the arena.

[Keith7]

animals can fly.. but there will be a no fly zone in the center of the arena..

[Keith7]

Originally posted by Bulldog_12
What if, say hypothetically, the bulldog had a small microchip in his brain that allowed the bulldog to fire the guns with his mind? And they may be slow, but it would be like a mini tank in the arena.

if you can find a microchip that allows them to do that then go ahead.. but good luck with taht

[Underwater Basketweaver]

Ok, what about the eagle flying over head with a bulletproof vest and an uzi picking everyone off.

[flourface]

Originally posted by IHStangFan
and contrary to the beliefs of some around here....Turkeys CAN fly...so the Gobblers have an air attack as well...

:thinking: hmmmm didnt think about that....so maybe a gobbler could just nuc. all the other mascots....

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by Bulldog_12
What if, say hypothetically, the bulldog had a small microchip in his brain that allowed the bulldog to fire the guns with his mind? And they may be slow, but it would be like a mini tank in the arena. what about freakin Sharks w/ freakin lasers on their heads?!

[LH Panther Mom]

Keith plays like my youngest brother, when he had lost the directions to a board game. He made up the rules as he went along. :D

[Keith7]

Originally posted by flourface
:thinking: hmmmm didnt think about that....so maybe a gobbler could just nuc. all the other mascots....

no nuclear weapons.. people want to be able to watch the fight

[Bulldog_12]

Ok, so what if the radiation from the nuclear testing for the gobbler affected the Bulldog and he then became a mutant with psychic powers?? Would he be able to use them? Along with the afore mentioned things??

[Keith7]

Originally posted by Bulldog_12
Ok, so what if the radiation from the nuclear testing for the gobbler affected the Bulldog and he then became a mutant with psychic powers?? Would he be able to use them? Along with the afore mentioned things??

no mutants.. all mascots must be pure bread.. they will have DNA and Drug testing before the fight

[sinton66]

He didn't say anything about the pirate not bringing a SWORD, a derringer stuffed up his sleeve, and a little dagger in his boot.:D

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by Keith7
animals can fly.. but there will be a no fly zone in the center of the arena.. LOL!!!! okay....now....Hawks and Eagles, etc. have a clear advantage over Turkeys or Gobblers in the air.....how do we settle that?? Turkeys get air support from the Falcons & Buzzards....a pact....while...on the ground....the Bulldogs (because they are fat and slow) get ground support from the Rattlers

[Keith7]

i'll take a leopard against your pirate with a sword any day.. and all pirates must have 1 wooden leg

[flourface]

Originally posted by Keith7
i'll take a leopard against your pirate with a sword any day.. and all pirates must have 1 wooden leg

and a glass eye too huh?

[mwynn05]

you just keep makin these rules up huh keith

[IHStangFan]

HA!! this is getting hilarous!! wooden leg, LOL! okay....so the Pirates have to have wooden legs...that will slow them way down.....and...i must run a check...there are NO Termites in HS football right?? cause that would be clearly unfair.

[Bulldog_12]

What if the pirate had a hook for a hand??

[Keith7]

Originally posted by Bulldog_12
What if the pirate had a hook for a hand??

thats a good question.. I think most pirates dont have a hook on their hand so I wouldnt make them all have hooks on their hand but good question

[mwynn05]

i wonder what the next rule will be ..every oither animal musthave teeth and claws removed...except for the leopard of course

[IHStangFan]

so...in the case of the Robstown Cotton Pickers........how would they fair?? wait....what the heck IS a cotton picker anyway?? a hired hand that picks cotton?? a combine? we need to verify!

[Bullaholic]

Don't you know that Keith must have been a real "hoot" back when he was young and played "sandlot" football.....I'm sure he never made the rules up as he went along.:inlove:

[Bulldog_12]

What about a lumberjack??? Do they get to use an axe or a chainsaw?

[IHStangFan]

and the Apaches....do they get to ride horses?? i mean...cause..how would that work....the Apache runs out in the arena and tries to jump up on the Mustang's back? i dont think that ought to be legal.

[mwynn05]

good question

[LH Panther Mom]

Ya'll are asking too many questions. He can't make up that many rules at once. :D

[TheDOCTORdre]

What about Drangons can they use their fire breathing ability?

[Keith7]

Lumberjacks can only use and Axe.. but the axe must weigh over 15 pounds

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
What about Drangons can they use their fire breathing ability? nah....we have to limit the fire slinging.....how bout we allow them to spit warm loogies? will that work for ya? :p

[Keith7]

dragons cannot use firebreathing because of a firehazard

[Keith7]

I think this is all yall really need to know about the fight

http://img53.exs.cx/img53/7669/leop-pirate2.jpg
http://img53.exs.cx/img53/681/leop-pirate.jpg

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by Keith7
dragons cannot use firebreathing because of a firehazard right.....its not our fault that the arena we are fighting in doesnt have enough fire exits or a modern sprinkler system....sorry.

[mwynn05]

ROFL

[Bulldog_12]

Ok, so what is the legal number of people allowed in this building?? Or this arena, excuse me. If there is too many, won't the fire marshall shut the fight down?

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by Bulldog_12
Ok, so what is the legal number of people allowed in this building?? Or this arena, excuse me. If there is too many, won't the fire marshall shut the fight down? no...the arena is actually a roll of chicken wire in the middle of a corn field...and the fight will be at 2:30am......they marshall isnt gonna find out about it.

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by Keith7
I think this is all yall really need to know about the fight

http://img53.exs.cx/img53/7669/leop-pirate2.jpg
http://img53.exs.cx/img53/681/leop-pirate.jpg ROFL!!! too funny Keith

[Bulldog_12]

That is so funny. Im cracking up dude.

[mwynn05]

i would say the leopard won, but what happened to the arena?

[Keith7]

that was just a scrimmage.. the real fight is going to be held after the season

[Bulldog_12]

Its really big. It has to hold ALL of the mascots. Duh dude!!:D

[mwynn05]

Originally posted by Bulldog_12
Its really big. It has to hold ALL of the mascots. Duh dude!!:D hmm i guess your right...unless it was in a bracket and it was 1v1 just a big tournament ya know

[creditcard]

this one is a no brainer....i would give the win to yoakums mascot.....she is 6'6 275 with a 300 bench and 500 squat.....she could probably play football if she wanted too

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by mwynn05
i would say the leopard won, but what happened to the arena? it was destroyed when the Buckeyes showed up .......uh...buckeyeing.... [shrug]

[sinton66]

The Apaches would stake the Leopards out over a red ant bed and pour honey on them.

[sinton66]

Originally posted by Keith7
I think this is all yall really need to know about the fight

http://img53.exs.cx/img53/7669/leop-pirate2.jpg
http://img53.exs.cx/img53/681/leop-pirate.jpg
You cheated man. You didn't give the pirate his sword.

[Keith7]

Originally posted by sinton66
The Apaches would stake the Leopards out over a red ant bed and pour honey on them.

please.. leopards eat ants for breakfast

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by sinton66
The Apaches would stake the Leopards out over a red ant bed and pour honey on them. but how would we keep the Cowboys from coming along and saving the Leopard from the Apaches? maybe throw some Longhorns or Bulls out there to distract him..and while he goes about trying to round them up....the red ants finish off the Leopard?

[Bulldog_12]

Dude, if the pirate really was bad, he woulda fought him off with the flag pole. The pirate just isn't a hard guy.:D

[flourface]

i say a hippo just crushes everything

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by Bulldog_12
Dude, if the pirate really was bad, he woulda fought him off with the flag pole. The pirate just isn't a hard guy.:D well...its OBVIOUS to me.....that isnt a SINTON Pirate then......Rockport...is that you?? :D KIDDING KIDDING!!

[mwynn05]

he also took his gun away remember he has 10 shots

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by mwynn05
he also took his gun away remember he has 10 shots but he is not allowed to shoot directly at the Leopard....he must shoot a bank shot.

[Bullaholic]

The Leopard seems to fare pretty well against most prey, but chokes on Eagles and Hawks. (Sorry, that was too natural a line for this thread to pass up, Keith.)

[Bulldog_12]

Dudes, and he broke Keith's rule, he has to have a peg leg. Cant even remember your own stinking rules. GEEZ!

[Keith7]

Originally posted by Bulldog_12
Dudes, and he broke Keith's rule, he has to have a peg leg. Cant even remember your own stinking rules. GEEZ!

it was a scrimmage and they were using NCAA rules

[shankbear]

I would go with an Itasca Wampus Cat over any other wimpy over-used mascot in the state.

[IHStangFan]

LOL....its not a pegleg....but come on guys...this is the 21st century....that was a prostetic!! looks REAL doesnt it?

[Bulldog_12]

AHHHHH. Well, the Bulldog has gone undefeted in the scrimmages by using his mutant powers. But hes not scared to put those away and use the guns strapped on his back.

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by Bulldog_12
AHHHHH. Well, the Bulldog has gone undefeted in the scrimmages by using his mutant powers. But hes not scared to put those away and use the guns strapped on his back. now....how is he gonna keep from being trampled by the Bison?

[TheDOCTORdre]

whos officiating the fight to make sure no one breaks the rules?

[mwynn05]

this thread is nuts

[Keith7]

a north texas chapter of officials

[Bullaholic]

I thought the Zebra was officiating.

[IHStangFan]

UFC Official “Big” John McCarthy

[LH Panther Mom]

Actually, the winner will most likely be the Pied Piper.

[Bulldog_12]

The bulldog is deceptively quick. No one knows his true speed. He is a mystery. HMMMMMM, intruiging.

[TheDOCTORdre]

Are there any aquatic mascots and if so will this cause the fight to be moved to an island?

[Bulldog_12]

Good question Dre.

[Bullaholic]

Palacios Sharks, I think.

[CHSBaseball07]

I know our "Hornet" wouldnt win..haha.......

[Keith7]

Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
Are there any aquatic mascots and if so will this cause the fight to be moved to an island?

those mascots wear special suits that keep them water going thru their gills and they have wheels

[IHStangFan]

nah...The Sandcrabs will ride up w/ the Cobras of Industrial and the Vipers from Victoria...theyre all neighbors you know.

[flourface]

Originally posted by CHSBaseball07
I know our "Hornet" wouldnt win..haha.......

:thinking: hmmm possibly poisones venomn in the stinger?

and oh yeah, he gets a new stinger after everyone he uses

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by Keith7
those mascots wear special suits that keep them water going thru their gills and they have wheels LMAO!! wheels....so like...motorized wheels...or...just wheels?

[kepdawg]

Originally posted by flourface
i say a hippo just crushes everything

People better not underestimate the Hippo!

[Keith7]

this is the prototype i've been working on to allow the sharks to fight

http://img58.exs.cx/img58/3479/sharkprototype.jpg

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by flourface
:thinking: hmmm possibly poisones venomn in the stinger?

and oh yeah, he gets a new stinger after everyone he uses

Good way to think about it! lol and plus we can fly higher than any other animal could jump.. We might have a chance lol!:cheerl: :thumbsup:

[onfirebball05mustang]

somebody needs to mention elephants- memory skills and size....

[IHStangFan]

nah dude...wheels are no good....they could go flat...etc.....how bout this??

http://home.ripway.com/2003-7/15091/Other%20Stuff/sharkprototype.jpg

[Bulldog_12]

you should so get a patent for that. You would make un-godly amounts of money.

[IHStangFan]

do you think they'd sell good....i know a FEW sharks...but...how would i get the word out about the machine...and....i'd have to half my income w/ Keith...i mean..afterall..its partly his design too...and i'm a fair guy like that.

[Bulldog_12]

Not many people know about this so hush hush. There is a secret underground shark racing that would kill for things like this. But you didnt hear this from me. Its a secret the govt. doesnt want you to know about.

[sinton66]

you should so get a patent for that. You would make un-godly amounts of money.

He'd probably do better if he got a life!:D

[mwynn05]

i like the idea of the tracks

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by sinton66
He'd probably do better if he got a life!:D come on Sinton66...if you want a shark buggy...just ASK...dont beat around the bush! :p

[mwynn05]

Originally posted by IHStangFan
come on Sinton66...if you want a shark buggy...just ASK...dont beat around the bush! :p lol...a shark buggy? is that the official name?

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by mwynn05
lol...a shark buggy? is that the official name? we'll let keith name it...but i like shark buggy.

[mwynn05]

Originally posted by IHStangFan
we'll let keith name it...but i like shark buggy. yea it was his creation

[Keith7]

Shark Buggy is a good name..

[mwynn05]

man too bad there isnt a team called the bacteria... they would win for sure.. there would be millions in a matter of hours

[CHS_CG]

ok you can be the fairfield bacteria!

[mwynn05]

hmmm i dono

[CHS_CG]

see nobody wants to be the bacteria... think about the mascots outfit...

[mwynn05]

what would the logo be i mean there microscopic they cant be seen by the naked eye..hmmm ill have to think about this and come up with a mascot

[IHStangFan]

if i could just pick a mascot outa the sky.....ive always liked "The Juggernaughts" they just sound unbeatable. :D

[GreenMonster]

mwynn, if bacteria multiplies that fast it would no longer qualify for 3A would have to go 5A DI.

[TheDOCTORdre]

Not true Green there can be as many mascots as they want, the student enrollment needs to be within 3A limits

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
Not true Green there can be as many mascots as they want, the student enrollment needs to be within 3A limits yeah...now that i think about it...there are several schools around here including us that have 2 mascots. we have two Mustangs, Aransas Pass has two Panthers, Gregory-Portland has two Wildcats...etc.

[slpybear the bullfan]

Big Bad Bridgeport Bulls in Bitchin Batmobiles Blasting with Big Bombs...

Over. We'd take you to Church. It would be like... eh.... BULLS 134,765... and... um... the Leopards, Pirates, Red Ants, Sharks on Tracks with Glass water helmets, Lumberjacks, the Dreaded and Feared Hippos, and some bacteria... um... negative 220.

da BULLS!

[Keith7]

Originally posted by IHStangFan
yeah...now that i think about it...there are several schools around here including us that have 2 mascots. we have two Mustangs, Aransas Pass has two Panthers, Gregory-Portland has two Wildcats...etc.

every school is responsable to train thier own mascot and they will wear little hats to symbolize what school they represent

[Keith7]

Originally posted by slpybear the bullfan
Big Bad Bridgeport Bulls in Bitchin Batmobiles Blasting with Big Bombs...

Over. We'd take you to Church. It would be like... eh.... BULLS 134,765... and... um... the Leopards, Pirates, Red Ants, Sharks on Tracks with Glass water helmets, Lumberjacks, the Dreaded and Feared Hippos, and some bacteria... um... negative 220.

da BULLS!

bulls cant drive batmobiles sleepy... you are taking this too far!! :D

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by slpybear the bullfan
Big Bad Bridgeport Bulls in Bitchin Batmobiles Blasting with Big Bombs...

Over. We'd take you to Church. It would be like... eh.... BULLS 134,765... and... um... the Leopards, Pirates, Red Ants, Sharks on Tracks with Glass water helmets, Lumberjacks, the Dreaded and Feared Hippos, and some bacteria... um... negative 220.

da BULLS! dude....Keith and i have engineered our Shark Buggy outa Titanium and Kevlar...not GLASS..come on man!

[GreenMonster]

I see your point IHStangfan I must have lost concentration for a moment due to all that Cowbell. lol. Ya know, the nickname Bacteria really grows on ya after a minute or two.;)

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
I see your point IHStangfan I must have lost concentration for a moment due to all that Cowbell. lol. Ya know, the nickname Bacteria really grows on ya after a minute or two.;) LOL!!!

[GreenMonster]

i've got it! the baddest knickname possible would be the Wildfire. Everyone knows that heat kills bacteria. WooHoo. (Crowning self the nickname world champion) Don't get burned.:clap:

[slpybear the bullfan]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
... lost concentration for a moment due to all that Cowbell. lol. )

I gotta have more CowBell!!!

Go ahead and click this link... you know the skit was good. (http://www.geekspeakweekly.com/cowbell/#)

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by slpybear the bullfan
I gotta have more CowBell!!!

Go ahead and click this link... you know the skit was good. (http://www.geekspeakweekly.com/cowbell/#) LOL...awesome! i love that one!

[Da Mules]

now all of you know the Muleshoe MULE would kick everybody's ASS :D :D

[D. R. Hooks]

The Winters Blizzards would freeze all of you non-hibernating mascots.

[GreenMonster]

My Wildfire would melt your Blizzards all the way back to the DQ to chase down a Hunger Buster and Large Fry

[Ranger Mom]

So if a Greenwood Ranger comes in with 2 six shooters...he can only use 10 of the 12 bullets??

[Keith7]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
So if a Greenwood Ranger comes in with 2 six shooters...he can only use 10 of the 12 bullets??

sorry ranger mom.. rules are rules you know

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Keith7
sorry ranger mom.. rules are rules you know

Real rules or your "change as I see fit" rules??

[Keith7]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Real rules or your "change as I see fit" rules??

hey i made this thread so i can make whatever rules i want.. we want this fight to be fair for all teams

if you keep up your smart mouth you will only have 6 shots

[AggieJohn]

ole sarge would get stung......run rock run

[Keith7]

this fight will take place january 3rd i'm trying to get it on Fox

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Tie between the Blizzards & the Whirlwinds, followed by the Tarrapins and Red Ants.
you forgot about the Cottonpickers!

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
you forgot about the Cottonpickers! dude...THANK YOU...i was TRYING to say that yesterday!! :D

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Keith7
hey i made this thread so i can make whatever rules i want.. we want this fight to be fair for all teams

if you keep up your smart mouth you will only have 6 shots

This thread cracks me up! I am feeling pretty good though with Keith calling the shots....I mean Leopard...Panther? He will keep us in this thing!:cool:

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
This thread cracks me up! I am feeling pretty good though with Keith calling the shots....I mean Leopard...Panther? He will keep us in this thing!:cool: no no no......Panthers are disqualified for not having spots!

[Keith7]

Originally posted by IHStangFan
no no no......Panthers are disqualified for not having spots!

he is right..

but if the panthers become the leopard's slaves then they can be in the fight.. but they have to do all the dirty work

[AP Panther Fan]

LOL....watch out, I will send our "flag guy" over to Ingleside. Just please promise you won't send your cheerleaders to A.P:D

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Keith7
he is right..

but if the panthers become the leopard's slaves then they can be in the fight.. but they have to do all the dirty work

What's new about that .... we like the dirty work! Besides, cats are basically very clean animals:)

[TheDOCTORdre]

Is this a fight to the death or what are the rules for elimination?

[Old No. 7]

Wildcat, hands down.:)

[mustang04]

ok ok ok.....guys.....i know the winner, this is a mascot that cant be beat, one that can kill ANYTHING in its path...its from a small town called Winters, and the mascot is the Blizzard

[Titans]

Without a doubt....

WAMPUS CATS

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
LOL....watch out, I will send our "flag guy" over to Ingleside. Just please promise you won't send your cheerleaders to A.P:D LOL!!! i thought for sure a riot was going to break out!

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by IHStangFan
LOL!!! i thought for sure a riot was going to break out!

Ha...I knew you would appreciate that one! :D :D :D

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Ha...I knew you would appreciate that one! :D :D :D we were all saying "oh goodness...here we go...fixin to have fights break out"

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by IHStangFan
we were all saying "oh goodness...here we go...fixin to have fights break out"

I couldn't even concentrate on the game ... and my son was on the field at the time.:)

Thankfullly it ended (somewhat) peacefully.:rolleyes:

[Underwater Basketweaver]

I don't think anyone would kill us because we are endangered as well as being the national bird. It would be treason to kill us. We win.......

[big daddy russ]

Originally posted by Underwater Basketweaver
I don't think anyone would kill us because we are endangered as well as being the national bird. It would be treason to kill us. We win.......
We'd get the Rebels to do the dirty work.

[big daddy russ]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
I couldn't even concentrate on the game ... and my son was on the field at the time.:)

Thankfullly it ended (somewhat) peacefully.:rolleyes:
LOL, No one in our stands was even watching the game right then. I thought we'd have to scrape that poor kid off the track, and then go over to ya'lls side and do the same to ours.:D :D :D

I'm glad nothing happened.

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by big daddy russ
LOL, No one in our stands was even watching the game right then. I thought we'd have to scrape that poor kid off the track, and then go over to ya'lls side and do the same to ours.:D :D :D

I'm glad nothing happened.

Yeah, me too. Glad to know I wasn't the only one that missed about 5 minutes of the game.:)

See, who needs for the mascots to fight when you have the flag guys and cheerleaders to do it for them.:D :D :D

[big daddy russ]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Yeah, me too. Glad to know I wasn't the only one that missed about 5 minutes of the game.:)

See, who needs for the mascots to fight when you have the flag guys and cheerleaders to do it for them.:D :D :D
Just adding another story to the rivalry. :p

[big daddy russ]

Hey PantherFan, didn't you say that you work for the school? If so, I might know you. I worked for the newspaper there in town a couple years ago.

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by big daddy russ
Hey PantherFan, didn't you say that you work for the school? If so, I might know you. I worked for the newspaper there in town a couple years ago.

No, actually I work for a bank, but know everyone at the school, on the board etc...

Funny, your old boss was just in my office. Did you work during the time Lowman was on the staff? (He was a pretty good sportswriter)

[big daddy russ]

Actually, I took Lowman's place. He was a really good guy.

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by big daddy russ
Actually, I took Lowman's place. He was a really good guy.

I was pretty close on the timing. You did a great job as well! I remember seeing your bylines. Sportswriting isn't quite the same these days.

I liked John and probably liked his family even more. We still see him whenever we play Port Lavaca - here or there - any sport. You see that long pony tail of his ... back and forth on the sidelines or near the dugout in baseball. :cool:

[MHSvarsity2007]

i'm definitly feeling the badger man. Badgers have claws...we may be small but we have alot of fight in us.

GO BADGERS!

[TheDOCTORdre]

ttt

[Keith7]

Who is left in the fight?? we got Buckeyes, Bulldogs, Turkeys, who else?

[jason]

jaguars maybe??

how bout Yoemen...dont they have guns ???

[Keith7]

Originally posted by jason
jaguars maybe??

how bout Yoemen...dont they have guns ???

there are rules about the guns jason..

If a mascot has a gun, he/she is restricted to 10 bullets, and other animals may use bulletproof vests if they choose to do so

[jason]

Originally posted by Keith7
there are rules about the guns jason..

If a mascot has a gun, he/she is restricted to 10 bullets, and other animals may use bulletproof vests if they choose to do so oh, ok...lol...

[Highschoolfan78]

How would a Lobo fair? better yet, what the heck is a lobo lol!!

[Keith7]

Originally posted by Highschoolfan78
How would a Lobo fair? better yet, what the heck is a lobo lol!!

A lobo is a kind of dog, I dont think it could handle one of the big cats though.. here is a picture of a pack of lobo's and it appears they all have "Lock Jaw"

http://www.bocadillosdepapel.galeon.com/images/LOBO07.jpg

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by Keith7
A lobo is a kind of dog, I dont think it could handle one of the big cats though.. here is a picture of a pack of lobo's and it appears they all have "Lock Jaw"

http://www.bocadillosdepapel.galeon.com/images/LOBO07.jpg
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ROFL!:D

[BullFrog Dad]

A couple of years ago my daughter was at a week long cheerleading camp at North Texas. The last day there was a competition that part of which was a mascot dance where you clapped for your favorite. During the dance a bulldog and some kind of hornet or yellowjacket bumped into each other and they started duking it out pretty good. The camp officials finally broke up the fight just short of calling animal control and Truly Nolan.

[AP Panther Fan]

HEY....I remember this thread! Seems like someone informed me that a Panther could not win because we don't have spots! Puhhleeese....we all know panthers could take half of you out!:mad:

We must be bored today.:D

[onfirebball05mustang]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan


We must be bored today.:D

Yes'm! I just must put my two cents in...what about TItans?! It is said that they are even more powerful than the gods...that must say something! lol

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by onfirebball05mustang
Yes'm! I just must put my two cents in...what about TItans?! It is said that they are even more powerful than the gods...that must say something! lol
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Arghhhhhhhh!
Ye titans would lose their toes by mine Pirate blades!
What say ye about titans with no toes????:eek:

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by onfirebball05mustang
Yes'm! I just must put my two cents in...what about TItans?! It is said that they are even more powerful than the gods...that must say something! lol

A race of giant deities who were overthrown by the Olympian Gods.

Had to look that one up...my Greek mythology isn't up to par. :D

[crimson blood]

this is a really bogus contest... there are too may variables and unanswered questions such as
is this a mainstreamed contest or a pull-out program...
either way should there be any 504 mascots in the mix the playing field must be "leveled" to the point that they may not be allowed failure... therefore redefine success/victory to the point that all will achieve content mastery ergo a victory or warm,fuzzy about the experience:inlove:

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by crimson blood
this is a really bogus contest... there are too may variables and unanswered questions

Possibly Keith can answer, but give him a few minutes......he has to make up the rules as he goes along! :D

[onfirebball05mustang]

Originally posted by SintonFan
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Arghhhhhhhh!
Ye titans would lose their toes by mine Pirate blades!
What say ye about titans with no toes????:eek:

uhm...they'd have bad balance?:D

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by SintonFan
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Arghhhhhhhh!
Ye titans would lose their toes by mine Pirate blades!
What say ye about titans with no toes????:eek:

Yep, bad balance and they would probably have a hard time keeping their sandals on! :D

[X21AAAPlayer]

That's ok.. We would just fly around until everyone wasted each other:) Stay high above the battle ground...

[onfirebball05mustang]

Originally posted by X21AAAPlayer
That's ok.. We would just fly around until everyone wasted each other:) Stay high above the battle ground...

a good thought for technique...but in the air are the eagles, hawks, ravens, hornets, yellowjackets, bees...the list goes on...dominion of land, air and sea eh?

[Keith7]

Originally posted by X21AAAPlayer
That's ok.. We would just fly around until everyone wasted each other:) Stay high above the battle ground...

there is no fly zone towards the center of the arena

[CHSBaseball07]

Of course the Hornet would win.....we could hit and run until u just quit..lol

[NSUTrumpet08]

Demons are immortal...so we would win hands down...:)

[Keith7]

Originally posted by NSUTrumpet08
Demons are immortal...so we would win hands down...:)

i'm sorry but we gotta stay w/ high school mascots

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by onfirebball05mustang
uhm...they'd have bad balance?:D
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Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Yep, bad balance and they would probably have a hard time keeping their sandals on! :D
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LOL!
:D :clap: :D

[sinton66]

UHM, Pirates with CANNONS. This ain't rocket science.:D

[Keith7]

Originally posted by sinton66
UHM, Pirates with CANNONS. This ain't rocket science.:D

66 go back and read the rules.. you should know that cannons are not permited

[gobblerfan02]

The Gobbler would win cuz he's on steroids, at least that what it looks like on 44's sig, as he's running through the Cuero "C"!;)

[Keith7]

there is strict steriod testing before the fight sorry.. that disqualifies the Bedford Bond's as well

[gobblerfan02]

Originally posted by Keith7
there is strict steriod testing before the fight sorry.. that disqualifies the Bedford Bond's as well

Is that a new rule, I didn't have time to go back and scroll throught the thread and read, if not, what pg is the rules on!

[Keith7]

Originally posted by gobblerfan02
Is that a new rule, I didn't have time to go back and scroll throught the thread and read, if not, what pg is the rules on!

well the rules are made as i see fit.. ;)

[sinton66]

Originally posted by Keith7
66 go back and read the rules.. you should know that cannons are not permited

What do PIRATES care about rules? They're PIRATES, for Gawd's sake!

[Keith7]

Originally posted by sinton66
What do PIRATES care about rules? They're PIRATES, for Gawd's sake!

There is going to be a sniper at the top of the bulding and will shoot any mascot not following the very strict rules i have set

[slpybear the bullfan]

Da Bulls. (not steers).

[Bullaholic]

Time to reveal the ultimately powerful mascot---The Pied Piper of Hamlin---He would play his music and cause all of the other mascots to plunge over a steep cliff into the ocean or a lake.

[NSUTrumpet08]

i'm sorry but we gotta stay w/ high school mascots

Awww...i don't know what a bulldog can do...eat and sleep?

[Keith7]

Originally posted by NSUTrumpet08
Awww...i don't know what a bulldog can do...eat and sleep?

well earlier in the thread they were trying to strap machine guns to it's back but they wer working on a chip to put in its brain to control the machine guns still.. so i dont know how that is going

[NSUTrumpet08]

wow...that's special...i read that too early on in the thread...

[Astrosdawg07]

Originally posted by Bulldog_12
Ok, Jasper Bulldog in a bulletproof vest that has two machine guns strapped to his back with 5 bullets in each. oh, and a helmet.

Now thats one smart dog!!!:evilgrin:

[SintonFan]

This whole thread should go by district:
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District 30-3A...
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Two Pirates stand in a bar next to a horse, tiger and a panther. One Pirate says to the other Pirate,"So when is Noah gonna pick us up?"
The other Pirate says, "Who cares... I just know there will be lots of (b!+<#$) girls on the boat!"
The other mascots look at each other nervously...
hoping they are gonna get a (b!+<#) girl to pair up with.
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:D :D :D
jus havin some fun

[AggieJohn]

how bout the farmersville fighting farmers

i think they would take it to the house

you just don't mess with some aggies

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by SintonFan
This whole thread should go by district:
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District 30-3A...
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Two Pirates stand in a bar next to a horse, tiger and a panther. One Pirate says to the other Pirate,"So when is Noah gonna pick us up?"
The other Pirate says, "Who cares... I just know there will be lots of (b!+<#$) girls on the boat!"
The other mascots look at each other nervously...
hoping they are gonna get a (b!+<#) girl to pair up with.
.
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:D :D :D
jus havin some fun


Ha ha....In district 30-3a, the panther will obviously win! After she takes out the two pirates, the tiger and horse.....well, she then moves to Liberty Hill to settle down and focus on re-populating the earth with little panthers!:D

[Keith7]

it cant go by district by district.. remember the title of the thread say its a HUGE fight not just a little brawl

[sinton66]

I think yall should start to ignore this thread. (Pssssst, it's fixed!)

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by sinton66
I think yall should start to ignore this thread. (Pssssst, it's fixed!)

What are the odds that a Leopard will win Sinton66?

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by Keith7
it cant go by district by district.. remember the title of the thread say its a HUGE fight not just a little brawl
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Don't you see the bigger picture?
One mascot from each district can fight each other for the state championship of mascots?
Round by round, of course.:p

[NHSRattler60]

Pirates- You sunk my battleship

Turkeys- Gobble gobble gobble...them up oin thanksgiving day

Bulls, Bramahs- Beef its whats for dinner

Cadets, Muskateers, Aggies, Raiders, farmers- My kung ** is wayy too strong.

Hawks, Bluejays, Cardinals, Eagles- always in season for me.

I see more bobkats, bearkats, squirrels, Bulldogs and Coyotes on the side of the road Than Id's like to.

Leopards, Panthers, Tigers- Nice Fur Coat.

Lumberjacks--TIMBERRRRRR......right on top of them.

Horses- Yay for most...but i say Neigh.

Gators- Crykie...Nice suitcase!

Bears- Grrrr.....all of them are scared of me.

The mascot winner: ME. David Roark...#60. Everyone knows that a Roark is the best mascot to have, especially a dashing, daring, handsome, and very humble Roark...like me. No drinking in suburbans for my coaching staff though. Strictly Business....

[NSUTrumpet08]

LOL! That's great!

[gtownpoke]

See all the Buckeyes have to do is lay in the corner of the arena and wait till everyone kills each other... then when the last mascot standing walks over and tries to eat the buckeye, it dies because buckeyes are poisonous. and REALLY hard to crack.