onfirebball05mustang
10-18-2004, 02:56 PM
HORN FAN
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Horn fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Horn fans too.
Not knowing what a Hornfan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little boy named Johnny has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Horn fan" he retorts.
"Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Aggie fan!" boasts the little boy.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Johnny why he is a Husker fan.
Well, my Dad and Mom are Aggies, so I'm an Aggie too, he responds.
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Johnny smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Horn fan."
:cheerl: Woo Hoo is all I have to say:cheerl:
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Horn fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Horn fans too.
Not knowing what a Hornfan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little boy named Johnny has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Horn fan" he retorts.
"Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Aggie fan!" boasts the little boy.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Johnny why he is a Husker fan.
Well, my Dad and Mom are Aggies, so I'm an Aggie too, he responds.
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"
Johnny smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Horn fan."
:cheerl: Woo Hoo is all I have to say:cheerl: