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PPHSfan
10-13-2004, 06:48 AM
Mad Midget Disease has struck and is evident around the country. As previously reported, it is caused by consuming "PottedMeat" now that it has been contaminated by midget parts. Alcohol does negate the effects, and is evident due to the fact that most of the south and West Virginia are unaffected by the consumption of both. In it's final stages, the midgets, blind with madness, will run into crops fields and walk for hours in circles, finally doing spins, ala "curly of the three stooges". This explains the previously reported "Crop Circle Phenomena". Wide spread reporting of this and other midget activity in conjunction with the Amish may signify a build up or offensive by the Amish and their shorter counterparts. Beware anyone under the height of 4 ft. as the midgets are now disguising themselves as children. The UN/NWO/Amish controlled media are making the acceptance of midgets as everyday and even fun. As is evident in the recent movies such as "Austin Powers" and of course the new "Star Wars" resurgence. Their appeal to the young is of no accident. Below are recent "Photo Recon" of the "Crop Circle Phenomena" and blatant midget/Amish cooperation locally.

http://img73.exs.cx/img73/5816/midget1.jpghttp://img73.exs.cx/img73/3351/midget2.jpg
Ranger Mom
10-13-2004, 09:49 AM
You have entirely to much time on your hands!!:D
Bullaholic
10-13-2004, 09:55 AM
Uh oh. they changed PPHSfan's perscription again.....stay right where you are PPHSfan, we'll send somebody over for you. And above all don't get on GSquared's roof and drink beer Friday night to watch the game.....you never know how that stuff will react with medication.
JasperDog94
10-13-2004, 10:11 AM
I bet his sister snuck in last night and stole his medicine. And I bet he still hasn't seen her.:(
Keith7
10-13-2004, 11:15 AM
look who i found at the beach today.. its 52 madmidget

http://img59.exs.cx/img59/9318/beach.gif
JasperDog94
10-13-2004, 11:18 AM
P - H - O - T - O - S - H - O - P !!!!!!!!!!!!!
BIGGBROTHER
10-13-2004, 11:47 AM
OH LOOK AT THE LITTLE GUYS DRAWING LITTLE GUYS
I GUESS 52 MADMIDGET IS GOING TO BE ALL WORRIED THAT YALL DONT LIKE EM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
POOR MAD DONT BE DISCOURAGED LITTLE GUYS GOT TO PICK ON YOU BECAUSE WELL OF THEIR MIDGET PROPORTIONS
SNAUSAGES
GUESS THEIR WIT AND BANTAR WILL MAKE YOU STOP MAKING THEM LOOK LIKE MORONS

PERSONAL ATTACKS, SLANDER,
NICE GOOD WHOLESOME QUALITIES
Keith7
10-13-2004, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by BIGGBROTHER
OH LOOK AT THE LITTLE GUYS DRAWING LITTLE GUYS
I GUESS 52 MADMIDGET IS GOING TO BE ALL WORRIED THAT YALL DONT LIKE EM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
POOR MAD DONT BE DISCOURAGED LITTLE GUYS GOT TO PICK ON YOU BECAUSE WELL OF THEIR MIDGET PROPORTIONS
SNAUSAGES
GUESS THEIR WIT AND BANTAR WILL MAKE YOU STOP MAKING THEM LOOK LIKE MORONS

PERSONAL ATTACKS, SLANDER,
NICE GOOD WHOLESOME QUALITIES


whaaaaa

learn to take a joke :kiss:
BIGGBROTHER
10-13-2004, 11:52 AM
COMMON THAT WAS A JOKE
JEEZ
44INAROW
10-13-2004, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by BIGGBROTHER
OH LOOK AT THE LITTLE GUYS DRAWING LITTLE GUYS
I GUESS 52 MADMIDGET IS GOING TO BE ALL WORRIED THAT YALL DONT LIKE EM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
POOR MAD DONT BE DISCOURAGED LITTLE GUYS GOT TO PICK ON YOU BECAUSE WELL OF THEIR MIDGET PROPORTIONS
SNAUSAGES
GUESS THEIR WIT AND BANTAR WILL MAKE YOU STOP MAKING THEM LOOK LIKE MORONS

PERSONAL ATTACKS, SLANDER,
NICE GOOD WHOLESOME QUALITIES

Keith,
Have you been showing your sausage again? :devil:
Keith7
10-13-2004, 11:53 AM
ok sorry
BIGGBROTHER
10-13-2004, 11:54 AM
HEY ID LIKE A SIGNATURE
OF A REALLY FAT MIDGET WITH GOLD CHAINS AND A RED SPEEDO
CHOMPIN ON A CIGAR
District303aPastPlayer
10-13-2004, 11:55 AM
can we cut down on the allcaps, its kinda annoying to read... thanks
BIGGBROTHER
10-13-2004, 11:55 AM
AND DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW HURT CALDWELL IS ?
Keith7
10-13-2004, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by BIGGBROTHER
AND DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW HURT CALDWELL IS ?

do they have mad midget disease??
BIGGBROTHER
10-13-2004, 11:57 AM
POssible but i heard 1st and 2nd quarter backs are down
PPHSfan
10-13-2004, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
You have entirely to much time on your hands!!:D

Time is realative.
Bullaholic
10-13-2004, 10:36 PM
Anybody but me think that PPHSfan reminds them of William Wallace's Irish bodyguard in "Braveheart"?
sinton66
10-13-2004, 10:38 PM
Time is realative.

and wounds all heels.:D
PPHSfan
10-13-2004, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by sinton66
and wounds all heels.:D

OUCH!

That hurt:p
sinton66
10-13-2004, 10:40 PM
I wasn't talking about you there, buddy.;)