Monday Night Humor

[44INAROW]

:cool: Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Good night all ;)

[mwynn05]

lol so lame corny dumb...but i laughed

[Bandera YaYa]

Thanks....we need some comic relief on here tonite!! hahahaha!! :clap:

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

that was so stupid:D :clap: :clap: i laughed.

[pavilion2]

if u need humor thats why me and pavilion are here

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by pavilion2
if u need humor thats why me and pavilion are here

lol OK I'll have to remember that, but it was kinda tense last night and I was trying to lighten the mood :D

[pavilion2]

good job on the joke though that was one i havent heard before

[PPHSfan]

One day there was these three tomatoes walking down the street, a mama tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato. the baby tomato was walking too slow, so the daddy tomato went back, stepped on him and said ketchup!

[bb04]

OMG............ROTFLMFAO


nice

[pavilion2]

holy mess that was a good one ROTFLDEIDKVLMAO

[PPHSfan]

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[pavilion2]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Dang that one was awesome..........ROTFLDEIDKVLMAO

[PPHSfan]

OK,

ONE MORE.

The doorbell rings and a guy answers his front door and finds a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and tosses it out into the yard.

Two years later, the doorbell rings and the man answers the door and there is the same snail. And the snail says, "Now, what was that about?!"

[bb04]

wow, this guy's amazing

[pavilion]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
OK,

ONE MORE.

The doorbell rings and a guy answers his front door and finds a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and tosses it out into the yard.

Two years later, the doorbell rings and the man answers the door and there is the same snail. And the snail says, "Now, what was that about?!"

ROTFLDEIDKVLMAO

dude im crying.... holy mess... i am literally crying! that was probably the funniest thing i have ever read in my life!!!!!

keep 'em coming man!! high five

[PPHSfan]

No, my powers can only be used for good.

[pavilion2]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
OK,

ONE MORE.

The doorbell rings and a guy answers his front door and finds a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and tosses it out into the yard.

Two years later, the doorbell rings and the man answers the door and there is the same snail. And the snail says, "Now, what was that about?!"

Holy mess i still cant stop laughing that was crazy ROTFLDEIDKVLMAO....i almost went to the bathroom on my self it was so funny

[PPHSfan]

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.:)

[pavilion2]

im serious keep em coming..i really havent heard any of these