Avast and Ahoy me downlow Hearties!

[Phil C]

Tis Sept. 19 and tis National Talk Like a Pirate Day! So say Aye Aye and get with it or to the galley with you! Have a great day me hearties and drink up your root beer! So off to the speach with you. Ye lubbers get with the speach too. ARRRRR! :)

[big daddy russ]

We don't need nunovya filthy kind 'round heeere. Nobody tells us what ta do. Get ta' walkin' tha plank!

[Phil C]

Avast and good words hearty Big Daddy! No plank for ye of such worthiness! To the Bilge Rat with ye! :)

[Bandera YaYa]

(Oh brother....SOMEONE sure must be bored today.....) :rolleyes: :p :p

[big daddy russ]

Bored??? Hardy har har!!! I found me treasure in a couple of nuggets yesterday... them Tigers mashed the hated Cajuns and me Ags BTHO Clemson. Avast!

[Gobbla2001]

Rum

[big daddy russ]

But did they have to take the rum???

-Capt. Jack Sparrow

[Gobbla2001]

Originally posted by big daddy russ
But did they have to take the rum???

Har har... no?

[Gobbla2001]

What be the letter that come after 'Q'?


RRRRRRRRRRRRR!

http://www.shippony.com/coolestkid/clipart/pirate5.gif

[3afan]

i once dated a girl with a patch over her eye ..... :kiss:

[big daddy russ]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/lancashire/films/images/pirates/jack_sparrow270.jpg

[big daddy russ]

How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg!

Who will pirates in California vote for in the race for governor? Arrrrrrnold!

What has 8 arms and 8 legs? 8 Pirates!



Got these from this website: http://www.bbc.co.uk/lancashire/fun_stuff/2003/09/15/pirate_jokes.shtml
Arrrrgh!

Kinda cheesy, but I liked them.

[Keith7]

Originally posted by 3afan
i once dated a girl with a patch over her eye ..... :kiss:

Ahh that was no pirate man that was thine own sister

[TheDOCTORdre]

Arrr matey if the post keeps on I may have to walk the plank

[Da Mules]

Well Phil, you would like the Muleshoe Mighty M band's halftime show. The theme is Pirates from the Caribbean, and they all have to dress up in little pirate outfits. Some guy does the vocal intro in a real corny pirate voice. It was kinda cute the 1st time or 2, but I am about ready to walk the plank myself by the time I hear the head pirate's corny spiel for about the 5th time this year.

[spiveyrat]

YO HO HO and a bottle of RUM! :D