Wylie/Vernon homecoming halftime show

[Adidas410s]

Wylie is up 14-0 @ halftime but now the REAL fun begins...

this is TERRIBLE but Wylie's color commentary guy is doing a play-by-play of the Vernon homecoming ceremony...let's just say that the term "color commentator" is DEFINITELY an understatement when it comes to this guy...here are a few excerpts (pretty much word for word too!!!)

- Oh no, the judges are gonna dock her 3/10 of a point for having the bag of chew hanging out of her back pocket

- This one has a baseball cap on...kinda risky but it DOES match her spit cup! She HAS to be the favorite

- Her dress...straight from Bass Pro Shops...also serves as a set of waders so that she can head out by the lakeshore with her escort afterwards...and not get wet!

- And the won with the matching spit cup takes home the title. How did she do it??? There seems to be confusion amongst the fans as to how the girl with the most teeth and fingers won but I just KNEW that the ball cap/spit cup combo would let her take the title back to her house...No matter who wins its keeping it all in the family!

[Da Mules]

Don't take it too seriously... sounds like a Jeff Foxworthy wannabe. Remember ole Knock 'im out John?

[Adidas410s]

Oh I know its not serious...that is why I said that "color" doesnt do him justice. I have known the guy since I was a kid as I grew up with one of his older sons.

[VWG]

OK.. if this guy is making fun of the Vernon homecoming queen court, or whatever they call it, then that's not that funny.
Was the guy trying to ridicule the ladies that have been nominated for homecoming queen? Please explain.

[Adidas410s]

any time that Wylie is the homecoming game for another team then our color commentary guy likes to give his own "play by play" of the events. He isnt actually making fun of them because he finishes his presentation LONG before the actual events finish...he is a "different" sort of guy and likes to have some fun with things. Personally I found it quite hilarious to listen to.