Adidas410s
09-17-2004, 08:38 PM
Wylie is up 14-0 @ halftime but now the REAL fun begins...
this is TERRIBLE but Wylie's color commentary guy is doing a play-by-play of the Vernon homecoming ceremony...let's just say that the term "color commentator" is DEFINITELY an understatement when it comes to this guy...here are a few excerpts (pretty much word for word too!!!)
- Oh no, the judges are gonna dock her 3/10 of a point for having the bag of chew hanging out of her back pocket
- This one has a baseball cap on...kinda risky but it DOES match her spit cup! She HAS to be the favorite
- Her dress...straight from Bass Pro Shops...also serves as a set of waders so that she can head out by the lakeshore with her escort afterwards...and not get wet!
- And the won with the matching spit cup takes home the title. How did she do it??? There seems to be confusion amongst the fans as to how the girl with the most teeth and fingers won but I just KNEW that the ball cap/spit cup combo would let her take the title back to her house...No matter who wins its keeping it all in the family!
this is TERRIBLE but Wylie's color commentary guy is doing a play-by-play of the Vernon homecoming ceremony...let's just say that the term "color commentator" is DEFINITELY an understatement when it comes to this guy...here are a few excerpts (pretty much word for word too!!!)
- Oh no, the judges are gonna dock her 3/10 of a point for having the bag of chew hanging out of her back pocket
- This one has a baseball cap on...kinda risky but it DOES match her spit cup! She HAS to be the favorite
- Her dress...straight from Bass Pro Shops...also serves as a set of waders so that she can head out by the lakeshore with her escort afterwards...and not get wet!
- And the won with the matching spit cup takes home the title. How did she do it??? There seems to be confusion amongst the fans as to how the girl with the most teeth and fingers won but I just KNEW that the ball cap/spit cup combo would let her take the title back to her house...No matter who wins its keeping it all in the family!