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Phil C
09-15-2004, 11:12 AM
the one about Sam Smith who left his wallet at home and was speeding and got stopped by the police and since he didn't have his wallet the officer said "What is your name and don't give me some phony name like Smith or Jones."

:)
handNthedirt
09-15-2004, 11:14 AM
...good thing I have a good sense of humor! That was bad.
JasperDog94
09-15-2004, 11:20 AM
Did you hear the one about the kamakazi pilot that flew 17 missions?
PPHSfan
09-15-2004, 11:28 AM
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are out camping. While lying on their backs together staring at the stars in the night sky they suddenly deduce their tent has been stolen.
Ranger Mom
09-15-2004, 11:30 AM
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?

He sold his soul to Santa
TheDOCTORdre
09-15-2004, 11:30 AM
Did u hear about the 3 legged dog that walked into a bar.......
he said he was lookin for the guy who shot his pa(paw)
PPHSfan
09-15-2004, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
Did u hear about the 3 legged dog that walked into a bar.......
he said he was lookin for the guy who shot his pa(paw)

I like the way you felt the need to spell out paw for us.:D
handNthedirt
09-15-2004, 11:33 AM
DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD...UNTIE!!!
PPHSfan
09-15-2004, 11:37 AM
Q: How do you get down off an elephant?




A: You don't! You get down off a duck!
handNthedirt
09-15-2004, 11:38 AM
How do you make a kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it.
Junkyard
09-15-2004, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by PPHSfan
Q: How do you get down off an elephant?




A: You don't! You get down off a duck!

ok I guess I am stupid I dont get this one.:nerd:
handNthedirt
09-15-2004, 12:58 PM
...down feathers, genius.
Titans
09-15-2004, 01:01 PM
Before the drawing board was invented, what did people go back to????
Hupernikomen
09-15-2004, 01:01 PM
There are 3 kinds of people when it comes to counting.

Those who can and those who can't.
Junkyard
09-15-2004, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by handNthedirt
...down feathers, genius.

AHHH !!!! thank you for pointing out the obvious I am a little dense sometimes.
GoDeep
09-15-2004, 05:08 PM
Y'all know what you call a dog with no legs?




It doesnt matter, b/c he's not comin'.
slpybear the bullfan
09-15-2004, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?

He sold his soul to Santa

Or the Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac?

He would lie awake all night wondering if there was a DOG.