Things you don't want to hear her say...

[PPHSfan]

....on the first date.

"I broke up with my last boyfriend 'cause I totaled his car and he expected me to pay half."

[crabman]

"It's only a cold sore."

[Gobbla2001]

"But it's okay, I had Subway for lunch"

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by crabman
It's only a cold sore.
Nice one, crabman.

[jason]

'no, i dont have a banana in my pocket...why do you ask?'

:doh: :eek: :doh: :eek:

[Bulldog_12]

So how do you feel on the topic of herpes?

[La Grange]

"The doctor said it MIGHT just be a rash."

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

I don't believe in pre-marital sex.

[pavilion]

"It's only a weiner!"

[bb04]

oh man, thats gotta be the best one so far pav

[PPHSfan]

"Would you help me move? I rented a truck."

[Gobbla2001]

"so, uh, you gunna pay me or not?"

[PPHSfan]

"The last guy I dated wanted to jump into bed after only 6 months."

[La Grange]

You take her out to a nice resteraunt.

"I would like the lobster and a nice bottle of chilled champaign, but I forgot my wallet so can you plllllllease pick up the bill."

[pavilion]

"Wow that was wonderful... now we have at least one thing in common.. we both have AIDS."

[Gobbla2001]

"and this one time, at band-camp"

Wait, may wanna hear that one...

[Bulldog_12]

Im sorry if I dont act like a girl, but I havent been one for very long.

[bb04]

im bi......ooooo wait, nevermind

[Ranger Mom]

You kiss exactly like your dad!!

[bb04]

i bet mines bigger

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
You kiss exactly like your dad!!

Good one!

[pavilion]

does this go in your *edited* or mine?

[jason]

Originally posted by bb04
i bet mines bigger rotflmao

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by bb04
i bet mines bigger
lol, you actually posted something funny. Good job.

[bb04]

lol jason u like that one huh?

[ranger]

"Is it in?"

[jason]

Originally posted by bb04
lol jason u like that one huh? that would suck

[Gobbla2001]

"Yah, me and my boyfriend are looking for a guy to have fun with"

[bb04]

yeah, it did suck

[wildstangs]

Its your kid!

[pavilion]

that was the best 10 seconds of my life

[BIGHANK]

Harder

[Ranger Mom]

THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND GUYS!!

TONE IT DOWN OR IT IS GONE!

[bb04]

sorry ranger mom

[PPHSfan]

Some peoples kids.

Don't blame me:p

It started out nice and clean.:)

[Ranger Mom]

My question is....what kind of girls are yall taking out on a "first" date anyway??

[Gobbla2001]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
My question is....what kind of girls are yall taking out on a "first" date anyway??

all kinda, it looks like...

"Well I have to be going now, have my 8th grade TAAS test tomorrow..."

[PPHSfan]

And to think that I catch flak for my avatars.

[Gobbla2001]

"How do I look?"

[crabman]

"Do these jeans make my butt look big?"

[PPHSfan]

"I am the girl with the missing husband that is all over TV but I didn't kill him, honest."

[Gobbla2001]

"so, like, ya know, like, uh, i was like, ya, ya know, like, yaahhh"

[PPHSfan]

"The last time I quit smoking crack I put on 85 lbs in 7 weeks."

[Ranger Mom]

I'm SOOO glad you asked me out, I have been stalking you for weeks now!!

[Gobbla2001]

"I'm all natural... I haven't shaved my legs in years"

[Gobbla2001]

"I love you"

[jason]

Originally posted by Gobbla2001
"I love you" :eek:

[Chris Hart]

I'm pregnant:eek:

[PPHSfan]

Originally posted by Chris Hart
I'm pregnant:eek:

If you hear that on the First Date?

[Gobbla2001]

Originally posted by Chris Hart
I'm pregnant:eek:

"and it's your's... already"

[Keith7]

"I am PPHSFan's sister"

cuz we all know she is crazy

[Ranger Mom]

You don't have to worry about protection....I am already pregnant!

(Is that better PPHSfan)?

[espn1]

Go in the restroom and take a look at that.:D :D :D

[Gobbla2001]

"can you drop me off on that corner? I'm a little late for work"

[PPHSfan]

Not really.:)

[PPHSfan]

"The 2 people I'd most like to meet are Madonna and the Pope."

[PPHSfan]

"My first nine boyfriends died mysteriously."

[espn1]

Do you mind if we stop by the free clinic? I want to see if my test
results are in.

[Chris Hart]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
If you hear that on the First Date? Yeah, on the first date. If I heard that on the first date, it would definately be my last with her, lol. I wasn't insinuating that the child would be yours, but you're right that would be even scarier.:eek:

[Gobbla2001]

PhilC

"I think the Spurs/Nets series was the MOST BORING SERIES WE'VE EVER HAD"

[espn1]

Don't worry. I put extra creme on my rash just for you.

[Gobbla2001]

"So, what are you thinking?"

[Keith7]

"The last guy i dated was Fabio"

[NHSRattler60]

"You remind me of alot like my old girlfriend!"

[TheDOCTORdre]

I am one operation away from being a complete woman

[District303aPastPlayer]

"are you sure you have done this before?"

and my least favorite to hear:

"but the food is so cheap there, lets go here..."

..we get there and order...

"give me the lobster tails marinated in the vintage wine.... (price... 29.99)"

[Underwater Basketweaver]

Girl-- "Oh look, there are some of my friends"

Guy--"Where, over there by that burning cross?"

[crashanddash79]

awwww, it's cute!

[briefcase]

I thought you had a new pubic hair until you peed out of it!

[PPHSfan]

And it think I am the one that catches flak for being offensive.:rolleyes:

[Black_Magic]

You have such cute little hands!

[GoDeep]

My husband wasn't really the jealous kind untill he got out of prison.

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
You don't have to worry about protection....I am already pregnant!

(Is that better PPHSfan)?

lol lol now that would be bad

[JasperDog94]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
And to think that I catch flak for my avatars. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[handNthedirt]

My dad said I'm the best at French kissing...

[JasperDog94]

Originally posted by PPHSfan
And it think I am the one that catches flak for being offensive.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[handNthedirt]

you really know how to treat a lady, my warden was a real jerk!

[JasperDog94]

"Wanna hold my glass eye?" (true story)

[Underwater Basketweaver]

Thank you.............NEXT!!!!

[Old No. 7]

lol funny stuff ( and sick!!) :D :clap:

[big daddy russ]

Valtrex anyone?

[big daddy russ]

You been watching 'da foosball? My boy better not be watching no foosball!