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44INAROW
09-10-2004, 11:24 AM
Classified Ads

Actually Taken From Classified Ad's In Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites

FREE PUPPIES: ½ Cocker Spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor's dog

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free

COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale *** love this one

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300

(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer
needed. Got married last month. Spouse knows everything.
***notice I changed this to gender appropriate) lol
SintonFan
09-10-2004, 11:28 AM
ROFL!
PPHSfan
09-10-2004, 11:30 AM
I called about the parachute. I was going to sell it on ebay, but the guy said it had a stain on it.
44INAROW
09-10-2004, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by PPHSfan
I called about the parachute. I was going to sell it on ebay, but the guy said it had a stain on it.

I'd like to talk to that German Sheppard lol
SintonFan
09-10-2004, 11:56 AM
I think that bull might know that Spiderman signature.
Ranger Mom
09-10-2004, 12:48 PM
Speaking of e-bay, did anyone see where that guy was auctioning off his "air guitar"??
PPHSfan
09-10-2004, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Speaking of e-bay, did anyone see where that guy was auctioning off his "air guitar"??

It's actually a gal.

eBay link (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5519027229&rd=1&tc=photo)


Check out some of her other auctions. She is also selling her boobs.
Ranger Mom
09-10-2004, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by PPHSfan
It's actually a gal.

eBay link (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5519027229&rd=1&tc=photo)


Check out some of her other auctions. She is also selling her boobs.

She's kinda freaky!! She is selling a "bran flake"?? That sums it up for me.....she IS a flake!!
PPHSfan
09-10-2004, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
She's kinda freaky!! She is selling a "bran flake"?? That sums it up for me.....she IS a flake!!

She is a rich eBay Powerseller Flake.

She is also probably PPHSfan